Reply With QuoteWomen don't understand that men can never have enough kit. Ever. Even when new kit is bought there will always be more
Flat caps are so oafish in appearance
Women don't understand that men can never have enough kit. Ever. Even when new kit is bought there will always be more
I have no idea why I thought it was a good plan to have 12 people over for dinner tonight.
Idiot.
I suppose my invitation was posted late and won't arrive until Monday :-(. I was looking forward to sampling the marble seat.Originally Posted by verv
Eddie
Whole chunks of my life come under the heading "it seemed like a good idea at the time".
Should I cut one inch off the bottom of the Xmas tree or 1 1/2 inches (which would require removing two branches as well)?
At the tender age of 54 I have just decided to dye my hair! I went prematurely gray at 19 and was white by 40. Utterly sick of it so dyed it brown. Hair looks fine but unfortunately, I also have a brown forehead, ears and neck!
I look a right dick!
Why oh why have I decided to work today.........far top early
Why does the "express" bus take over an hour to go from Lowestoft bus station to Great Yarmouth? Just over 6 miles?
The wife comes home with 'Costa' Tassimo coffee disks instead of my usual Medium roast.... FFS, don't Mess with a mas coffee supply..... "I was just trying to be nice, you like Costa" .....Whathefunkever.......
Edit.... This should be in the 'moans' thread.... Thats what happens when you have to drink the wrong coffee....
Cheers..
Jase
Insomnia sucks at times.
R
Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.
I still find it great everytime I listen to it:
i thought you were in manchester this weekend picking up an aquaracer..
I still find it great everytime I listen to it:
Love that track, great for running to and... "tearing off tights with my teeth" has to be one of the best song lyrics ever conceived
Gray
Definition of irony: Nasser Hussain on Sky commentating on a run-out.
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Sucuk..... hmmmm, delicious.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
Sticking to the cricket theme from BBC website after his first wicket today -
'Monty is hysterical, unveiling a brilliant new celebration dance that is part Gangnam, part New York rap scene, but mainly Luton.'
Gangnam Monty, genius!!!!
Managed to get some jerusalem artichokes past SWMBO earlier for tomorrow's stew. That should get things ripping......
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
Pics or it didn't happen :-)
^ i did that for 7 years. it sucks.
i think im going to need to invest in thermal underwear.
Thermal underwear is perfect for keeping warm in bed or you could just eat chilli every day.
Eddie
Whole chunks of my life come under the heading "it seemed like a good idea at the time".
im off to poland eddie.. its going to be -18 at night.
brr.
i dont think a woolly jumper is going to hack it.. im off on a thermals hunt tomorrow.
Buy the best - buy howies or chocolate fish
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
This is my 50th post. That is all.
Charlie Nicholas....Too stupid to live
oh 900 posts of waffle
In flood plains, build houses on top of old shipping containers.
Trapping your thumb in a door is a stupid and painful thing to do.
Standing on 3" nail is also painfully stupid
It would be great if Mrs. MST and I just agreed not to buy each other Christmas gifts this year as it would save us both a lot of hassle, not to mention cash!
^ Does this make me a bad partner?
In the high street, if I see a big issue seller I pretend to be talking on my phone when I walk past them.
I find this saves me having to punch them in the face.
wearing glasses all the time makes me feel like ive got a blocked nose.
i havent.
its weird.
I think you're wearing your glasses wrong.
Just to reiterate, I have a massive todger
Cheers
Simon
Ralph Waldo Emerson: We ask for long life, but 'tis deep life, or noble moments that signify. Let the measure of time be spiritual, not mechanical.
I can confirm Simon is hung like a horse.
Pic below...
______
Jim.
Including ones from 3 weeks after when you have a white stripe.......
When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks long into you.........
Hans-Dietrich Genscher is sitting behind me.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
Just imagine he had been sitting in front of you - no chance to view past his ears...
Local Hero is a fantastic film
Brilliant Dire Straits theme too
The best version is on the live "Alchemy" double album.
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Quite agree
I ate the humongous salt beef sandwich and potato latke that I bought to bring home to Mrs. MST this afternoon, that's in addition to my own...
Drinking at lunch time... what a half wit I am ...
Wife mixed me my first alcoholic drink of the year a little earlier. Big glass, half and half JD and coke... I instantly went blind in my right eye
You're supposed to raise the glass to your mouth...Wife mixed me my first alcoholic drink of the year a little earlier. Big glass, half and half JD and coke... I instantly went blind in my right eye
R
Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.
I am about to go and see a Jedward panto. Is there a helpline for this?
Kids just asked if I could put the presents under the tree. They've obviously found the zip up the back of my head.
1. A Vax Powa 4000 is made of plastic previously rejected by the makers of Tic Tac's as being too brittle for their boxes.
2. On a not completely unrelated subject, the only thing that Loctite Superglue will actually bond in seconds is human fingers.
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I have several items on my "to do" list for today. On the other hand the England v India T20 is on Sky, and I'm on my third glass of Ogio Primitivo.
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