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Do young people not get cold ankles?
Is it Shroosberry or Shrowsberry?
Do old people get cold ankles??Originally Posted by Wimm
The girls didn't when I was a young-un
Best Regards - Peter
I'd hate to be with you when you're on your own.
I've spent ages investigating the under-counter kitchen fridge for a strange buzzing noise in recent months, and have just discovered that it is emanating from a Smiths Tuning Fork clock that I mounted on the wall above it.
Don't just do something, sit there. - TNH
I dropped a load so big earlier that I was honestly scared when I saw it staring back at me.
Had to marvel at it for a good 20 seconds before flushing. Never seen anything like it before.
Impressive, however it only becomes truly noteworthy when it needs to be taken out on a stretcher ;)
Some big houses around Oxshott.
Where are you going with that microwave?
Turns out that listening to Iggy Pop isn't a valid excuse for speeding. Crazy world.
Don't just do something, sit there. - TNH
Lust for life? Arizona dream?
'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.
Mrs C had to do an iNSAC so I asked the question in the text chat during the half time break. She wasn't very impressed but it's important to know these things.
Don't just do something, sit there. - TNH
In that case I suggest «*Beyond the law*»
'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.
I love EV's.
True or false?
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Shroosberry if you're from there, Shrowsberry if you're posh and from somewhere else
I think you've got way too many Rs in that, I say Shoosbury 😉
Now where is that safe place in which I put that envelope of Canadian dollars twelve months ago?
A few live woodlice indoors is one thing, but after applying some powder around the place you end up with hundreds of dead ones lying all about. Not sure which is worse!
It flushed away?
Lightweight.
That watch she's wearing doesn't look water-proof, but as long as it's fluid-proof should be ok.
I have hit my 40s and become catnip for women - yet am the most socially nailed-down I have ever been.
God likes a laugh, doesn’t he…
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Why are fish puns so popular on this forum?
I have definitely taken advantage of the all-inclusive bar today. Started with a Pina Colada at 10.30 and haven't stopped since. I am probably a national disgrace as a Brit abroad. I apologise to the natives of this beautiful island.
Because they char
I’m overjoyed at having finally learned how to pull wheelies.
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They make me feel terrible - I have a bad haddock now.
Now the rudd-y things are spreading.
Cod have seen that coming.
No trains out of London Euston this weekend means I am randomly in Sheffield on my way to Liverpool.
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