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    The wife called me a pervert....

    we went for a meal last night to 'celebrate' my 28th birthday, and the missus caught me looking at the watch of the fella next to me.

    She called me a watch pervert......

    ....surely this is just standard practice????

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Quote Originally Posted by moynan66
    we went for a meal last night to 'celebrate' my 28th birthday, and the missus caught me looking at the watch of the fella next to me.

    She called me a watch pervert......

    ....surely this is just standard practice????
    I do the same but not with watches and my mrs calls me a sick pervert.

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Coming to terms with what you have become is half the battle, just don't let her find your stash of watch porn.

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Quote Originally Posted by alexaff
    Quote Originally Posted by moynan66
    we went for a meal last night to 'celebrate' my 28th birthday, and the missus caught me looking at the watch of the fella next to me.

    She called me a watch pervert......

    ....surely this is just standard practice????
    I do the same but not with watches and my mrs calls me a sick pervert.
    :D

    Gotta admit, I had a sneaky glimpse at his other half too...... :wink:

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Quote Originally Posted by moynan66
    Quote Originally Posted by alexaff
    Quote Originally Posted by moynan66
    we went for a meal last night to 'celebrate' my 28th birthday, and the missus caught me looking at the watch of the fella next to me.

    She called me a watch pervert......

    ....surely this is just standard practice????
    I do the same but not with watches and my mrs calls me a sick pervert.
    :D

    Gotta admit, I had a sneaky glimpse at his other half too...... :wink:

    Good lad, I hope you pictured her while you were hanging out your mrs!!

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Quote Originally Posted by alexaff
    Good lad, I hope you pictured her while you were hanging out your mrs!!
    Ha ha ha! Standard operating procedure! :D

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Quote Originally Posted by moynan66
    Gotta admit, I had a sneaky glimpse at his other half too...... :wink:
    Perfectly normal.

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Quote Originally Posted by EdRonax
    Quote Originally Posted by moynan66
    Gotta admit, I had a sneaky glimpse at his other half too...... :wink:
    Perfectly normal.
    Nothing better IMHO :D
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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Until quite recently, I'd have just ogled his Mrs. Now my attention's split as well

    with watches, not men

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Quote Originally Posted by moynan66
    we went for a meal last night to 'celebrate' my 28th birthday, and the missus caught me looking at the watch of the fella next to me.

    She called me a watch pervert......

    ....surely this is just standard practice????
    it is said when a wis stops looking he is fcuked.

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Quote Originally Posted by GraniteQuarry
    Quote Originally Posted by alexaff
    Good lad, I hope you pictured her while you were hanging out your mrs!!
    Ha ha ha! Standard operating procedure! :D
    Indeed.....but it's terrible when you are 'looking around' to primarily see what's on a woman's wrist rather than her or her assets and you get clocked. :|

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Quote Originally Posted by moynan66
    we went for a meal last night to 'celebrate' my 28th birthday, and the missus caught me looking at the watch of the fella next to me.

    She called me a watch pervert......

    ....surely this is just standard practice????
    Yes on both counts- that we should check out what other chaps are wearing on their wrist and also that our partners will reply with some waspish comment. Bless them. 8)

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    If there were a poll it would show that we all do it.
    :wink: myself included, as well as a sneakly look at the other half.
    :wink:

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Yep, standard practice :-)

    Try harder not to get caught though ;-)

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    I was standing at the urinal and said, "Nice!" after clocking the vintage Speedmaster of the guy standing next to me. He called me a homo which I thought was uncalled for.

    :?

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    My wife reckons I spoil all the films for her, simply by pointing out what Jason Statham, or whoever is wearing!
    she says she is losing the plot..........I think she said she.

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Quote Originally Posted by moynan66
    we went for a meal last night to 'celebrate' my 28th birthday, and the missus caught me looking at the watch of the fella next to me.

    She called me a watch pervert......

    ....surely this is just standard practice????
    I am trying to process that. Give me a couple of years.

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    At dinner this is easy, but I find it really difficult to clock a guys watch in a pub or club. Some really strange looks as a result. Conversely, checking their Mrs is as easy as !
    They are bigger, move more slowly and I'm not trying to guess their names :)

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Quote Originally Posted by moynan66
    we went for a meal last night to 'celebrate' my 28th birthday, and the missus caught me looking at the watch of the fella next to me.

    She called me a watch pervert......

    ....surely this is just standard practice????
    Oh yeah, happens to us all I'm guessing :wink: Mrs Bond has come to terms with it now though and just shrugs her shoulders :wink:

    Quote Originally Posted by montrehomme1
    My wife reckons I spoil all the films for her, simply by pointing out what Jason Statham, or whoever is wearing!
    she says she is losing the plot..........I think she said she.
    I was watching Oceans 13 the other day - there is a plethora of nice timepieces in that movie :wink:

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Quote Originally Posted by shadowninja
    I was standing at the urinal and said, "Nice!" after clocking the vintage Speedmaster of the guy standing next to me. He called me a homo which I thought was uncalled for.

    :?
    :lol:
    Brilliant!!

    I firmly look at the wall when at the Urinal!!!

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Standard practise. As is pausing movies......

    Come on, you all do it don't you?

    Mark

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Looks like i'm not alone Phew

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Quote Originally Posted by moynan66
    we went for a meal last night to 'celebrate' my 28th birthday, and the missus caught me looking at the watch of the fella next to me.

    She called me a watch pervert......

    ....surely this is just standard practice????
    You are not alone... you are not alone......

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Today, at work, I'm sure a guy had a Fortis flieger auto laid on his desk. I kept walking past trying to get a better look :)
    It had the sword shaped hands, bright orange second hand but the crystal looked too domed. He had it on a milanese strap which didn't suit it at all.
    I've been spending far too much time looking at other peoples watches lately :D

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    [quote="moynan66"][quote="shadowninja"]I was standing at the urinal and said, "Nice!" after clocking the vintage Speedmaster of the guy standing next to me. He called me a homo which I thought was uncalled for.

    As a yorkshireman, I'm used to hearing people say 'got the time on yer cock?' :mrgreen:

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    i hide mine under the Razzles
    Quote Originally Posted by EdRonax
    Coming to terms with what you have become is half the battle, just don't let her find your stash of watch porn.
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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Quote Originally Posted by shadowninja
    I was standing at the urinal and said, "Nice!" after clocking the vintage Speedmaster of the guy standing next to me. He called me a homo which I thought was uncalled for.

    :?
    :lol:
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    Ah man you guys are cracking me up! The stories are even more funny because we've all been there.

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Quote Originally Posted by shadowninja
    I was standing at the urinal and said, "Nice!" after clocking the vintage Speedmaster of the guy standing next to me. He called me a homo which I thought was uncalled for.

    :?
    Were you ever in Wham by any chance? :wink:

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Quote Originally Posted by shadowninja
    I was standing at the urinal and said, "Nice!" after clocking the vintage Speedmaster of the guy standing next to me. He called me a homo which I thought was uncalled for.

    :?
    Was it a Reduced or a full size? Auto or manual movement?

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Haha, my other half simply calls me a sad Ba****d

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Quote Originally Posted by shadowninja
    I was standing at the urinal and said, "Nice!" after clocking the vintage Speedmaster of the guy standing next to me. He called me a homo which I thought was uncalled for.

    :?
    You were lucky that could have gone a whole different direction :lol:

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    I bet your Mrs always checks out dresses, bags and shoes of other women. It may be risky to call her up on it but we know it's true!

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Quote Originally Posted by moynan66
    we went for a meal last night to 'celebrate' my 28th birthday, and the missus caught me looking at the watch of the fella next to me.

    She called me a watch pervert......

    ....surely this is just standard practice????
    LOL. I must be a watch pervert too. Even watching tv I'm trying to figure out what watches people are wearing.

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Funnily enough your wife called me a pervert too. Small world eh? And all I was doing was trying to get a glimpse of yer watch collection. Honest! :D

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    Congratulations, your membership to the club is now complete!
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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    A while back I almost got into a whole world of trouble when my wife thought I was eyeing up a rather attractive lady sitting opposite us on the train (which of course I was!). It was only when she realised I was actually looking at her Panerai (no, thats not a euphemism) that I got away with it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by warns74
    A while back I almost got into a whole world of trouble when my wife thought I was eyeing up a rather attractive lady sitting opposite us on the train (which of course I was!). It was only when she realised I was actually looking at her Panerai (no, thats not a euphemism) that I got away with it!
    I'm gonna try that one out. "'Ello luv, can I have a look at yer Panerai?"

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Quote Originally Posted by Josh B
    Quote Originally Posted by warns74
    A while back I almost got into a whole world of trouble when my wife thought I was eyeing up a rather attractive lady sitting opposite us on the train (which of course I was!). It was only when she realised I was actually looking at her Panerai (no, thats not a euphemism) that I got away with it!
    I'm gonna try that one out. "'Ello luv, can I have a look at yer Panerai?"
    Unfortunately, (despite being a total hottie) she'd bought a white faced PAM which just ruined it for me!! :D

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Quote Originally Posted by shadowninja
    I was standing at the urinal and said, "Nice!" after clocking the vintage Speedmaster of the guy standing next to me. He called me a homo which I thought was uncalled for.

    :?
    Made my Day! :)

    I also always check what other People are wearing. Sometimes you can really Wonder...

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    LOL. I must be a watch pervert too. Even watching tv I'm trying to figure out what watches people are wearing.
    If I rewind/fast forward/pause the sky box again to do that I think I'm in big trouble with the missus :D

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    Re: The wife called me a pervert....

    Quote Originally Posted by moynan66
    we went for a meal last night to 'celebrate' my 28th birthday, and the missus caught me looking at the watch of the fella next to me.

    She called me a watch pervert......

    ....surely this is just standard practice????
    Your wife will also probably think that if you like checking out another mans watch then you also check out other blokes packages , you know just to compare. :tongue9: :D

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