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    Oldie but goldie!

    A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties.



    The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"



    The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only £5."



    The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!



    "OK," said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that.

    If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."



    Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.



    Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead & said







    "Your f****ing brother won't let me in without a tie!" :mrgreen:

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    Re: Oldie but goldie!

    Love this joke, one of the best I've heard in recent years :D

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    Re: Oldie but goldie!

    In the morning do you wake up Grumpy ?
    :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

    Tin

    Or do you let her have a lie in ?

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    Re: Oldie but goldie!

    Great Success!! :lol:

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    Re: Oldie but goldie!

    Not heard that before. Great joke!

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    Re: Oldie but goldie!

    One of the best.

    Heared it before but it always makes me.................... :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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    Re: Oldie but goldie!

    Saw the punchilne coming a mile off but still funny!! :D

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    Re: Oldie but goldie!

    :D
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    Re: Oldie but goldie!

    :lol:

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    Re: Oldie but goldie!

    Ha made me laugh :bounce:

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    Re: Oldie but goldie!

    a very,very good one :lol: :lol:

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    Re: Oldie but goldie!

    :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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