Slightly OT but years ago I injured my right hand and had to use the other for functions that my right hand would normally do. The most difficult was learning to wipe my arse with my other hand. Just...
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Slightly OT but years ago I injured my right hand and had to use the other for functions that my right hand would normally do. The most difficult was learning to wipe my arse with my other hand. Just...
I'm fatter and older looking but I feel just the same as I did when I was twenty. Perhaps the way to deal with age is to remove all the mirrors in the house.
The only thing that I've found to work is to throw water at them. After a few months they get the message. You have to be quick as they run off as soon as you open the door. Having dogs helps as...
Welcome dude. Hope you've got a good tin hat!
Oh dear. You're going to get all the sewage masters into a frenzy with that statement!
Or stick your finger in your rations to improve the taste.
If only they did them in brown. Seems I'm a minority though.
Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6Ca3_IY9ds
When it comes to wearing comfortable foot wear about the house then style does not come into it as far as I am concerned. I don't give a monkeys what others would think about what I am wearing....
Yep. Just Googled it. They're made for clowns. Right?
That just sounds ridiculous but will have to Google it.
There's so much sh#t flying around these days you can't believe anyone.
To be honest, after reading this thread I've lost interest. I just don't see the point.
You're not old until you go to M&S and buy brown slippers and then moan about everything when you get home.
Any kind of beans except for baked beans in tomato sauce. Will never go to Mexico.
Bloody Nora. What a waste of good malt. Just give them cans of Stella and a pizza.
Much better drinking on an empty stomach. Helps the appetite.
If you're feeling adventurous deep fried Mars bars are worth a try though they require skill. Should help to get rid of any unwanted guests.
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Not very Scottish.
As has been said. Rough milled Scottish Oatcakes with butter and Salmon pate. Arran smoked cheese should go down well.
Depends on what kind of home you want. A 99 pence watch off ebay shouldn't tip the mortgage.
Our electric Mira Sport showers have an aireated setting on the shower head. Certainly makes a difference. Makes them seem a bit more powerful than they are.
Frasier was excellent. The only thing that spoiled it was that you knew that he was going to be made a fool of. Felt sorry for him at first but eventually became irritating.
Prefer the PVD version myself. Less likely to glint in the sunlight when one is stalking TV clebs.
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Don't forget The Fall And Rise Of Reggie Perrin. Will always be topical.
Bottom and Porridge for me. Though not necessarily in that order.