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That is excellent.

One wonders why you need a stopwatch by the bedside, but then perhaps it's better not to know.

Luckily you can buy replacements. I once lost some of these down the back of a sofa and spent a while hunting for them with a torch and a magnet. Believe me, you don't want to see what else goes down...

That's a corker! Now you just need a Land Rover to accessorize it with.

http://i.imgur.com/0EZ8XUs.jpg