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I would have thought he would smell like a confusing blend of several female perfumes from his conquests

Just picked up a pack too, very like Aventus. A bargain at £11!

I think you will find the TZ SI unit of measurement for what you describe is the Rustybin 'fizzing at the bunghole' scale.
I can't comment on the M&S homage qualities yet as I don't pick it up...