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That one’s sort of ok until you get to the diamonds, then yuck.

Can see how that's going to go: "sorry, who are you? Ok. <delete> No sorry, no information held about you at all."

On many levels I am lost for words.

Naturally! 😂😂

Two black and one bluesy in the window on Piccadilly and one LV in the window in Covent Garden.

I would say that maps one to one.