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"I have my principles, and if you don't like 'em, I have others."

Groucho Marx.

Apart from all the Terry Thomasing (ooh I say, ding dong) that went on, the other amusing thing I remember is that when someone puts a watch on Ebay with a back story along the lines of 'my uncle...

Man of the match - David aka Granitequarry

For me, the word 'replica' is correctly used by manufacturers to describe a new release of a bygone model - Omega and the FOIS Speedmaster for example.