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    Hopefully I'm in, but maybe later than usual.

    Hopefully I'm in, but maybe later than usual.
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    I will be selling my CR-V next month for under...

    I will be selling my CR-V next month for under £2K; it's a 2006 model but presents well. I bought it to avoid a holiday disaster as a tug for two caravanning trips, the last of which will be the...
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    I was previously unaware of this series, but that...

    I was previously unaware of this series, but that Blue Impulse is a stunner!
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    Fixed that for those of a certain age.....

    Fixed that for those of a certain age.....
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    My "Soccer" watch of course! ...

    My "Soccer" watch of course!

    https://i.imgur.com/DwfVxJ0.jpg?1
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    Anyone else thinking drugs?

    Anyone else thinking drugs?
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    My Chinese is not good enough for a full and...

    My Chinese is not good enough for a full and accurate translation.
    One could be ice cream; the other could be nuclear waste.
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    My dishwasher would take violent exception to my...

    My dishwasher would take violent exception to my trying to place dirty crockery and cutlery inside her.
  9. Many thanks guys, I will pass this on.

    Many thanks guys, I will pass this on.
  10. Knife expert required - possible military connection

    My friend Nobby has asked me to help him find out some details about this knife.

    https://i.imgur.com/F51jtEv.jpg?1

    It is marked:

    "NON XLL

    JOHN ALLEN & SONS
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    Best joke I have heard for a long time last...

    Best joke I have heard for a long time last night. Thanks Christian. it was so funny that I think I will make it up myself.
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    I will try hard not to talk so much.

    I will try hard not to talk so much.
  13. I have a tradition of treating myself to a few...

    I have a tradition of treating myself to a few pints each time England beat Germany in a knock-out competition. Last night was no exception; it was nice to be drinking legally this time.
    But that's...
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    Thanks. I'm not very good at sexing people.

    Thanks. I'm not very good at sexing people.
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    Fair enough; pretty conclusive, that.

    Fair enough; pretty conclusive, that.
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    My impression was that the tosser was trying to...

    My impression was that the tosser was trying to take a selfie; tosser in foreground, peleton hurtling towards him. Or in this case, over him.
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    In Shrewsbury town centre, by St. Alkmund's...

    In Shrewsbury town centre, by St. Alkmund's Church, is an alley that has the delightful title of Gropec**t Lane (redacted as it would never get through outside the BP). I am sure that I remember the...
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    Sausages. A miracle. You cook them, chop them...

    Sausages.
    A miracle.
    You cook them, chop them up, chew them into minute little pieces, swallow them, attack them with stomach acids.....

    Yet the following morning - you go to the toilet - and...
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    Aw, thanks Shrek. It is a strange post; it...

    Aw, thanks Shrek.
    It is a strange post; it sprang from an ad-hoc chat we had on the virtual Get-Together. I was hoping that some would print it off for possible future use. It is also eminently...
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    The breakdown cover provider for my "modern"...

    The breakdown cover provider for my "modern" Discovery 300 has in the past come to my aid when in one of the oldies.
    I am with Mayday, which is Green Flag with the Caravan Club as a middle man....
  21. I got mine for a one-off payment of 75p in 1972.

    I got mine for a one-off payment of 75p in 1972.
  22. I don't know. I'll ask my butler.

    I don't know. I'll ask my butler.
  23. My aged wife and myself are delighted with our...

    My aged wife and myself are delighted with our 300tdi and think it the most comfortable vehicle we have in the fleet.
  24. They already do, mate. Hearses.

    They already do, mate.

    Hearses.
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    Motor tour in the Far North of England

    At last night's vGTG, I was asked to recount a favourite route of mine when on a motor tour. I drive old cars, so can't go fast, so I go pretty instead.

    This is my preferred route from my home in...
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