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Ive got a craving for a chicken and mushroom pot noodle.

I love watching the curling. It's very relaxing.

Cadburys creme eggs are not what they were.

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/12/20/finally-pandas-get-happens/

Watch the video.
Oh god I laughed guiltily.

My left eyelashes always leave streaks on my glasses. This is annoying a) because streaks and b) because lack of symmetry.

Sounds remarkably like living with my dog!

I'm awaiting the delivery of a roomba.
Wonder if this is going to be the first step towards Skynet.

Probably. My art has always been reminiscent of cave painting in the dark.

Thanks ma 😂

I just got my DNA test results back and I'm
37% Irish
35% western European
13% Scandinavian
8% British
2% Iberian peninsula
3% south Asia.
2% greek

I find this very interesting as...

https://youtu.be/Q0CbN8sfihY

Yay!

Thorntons chocolate caramel wafer rolls are going to be my undoing this evening.

Bloody urbanites with their fancy ways. Get some coco-pops down you.

Try a teaspoon of honey in it instead.
I switched a while ago and now pull entitled prissy faces over tea with sugar in it. Honey ftw.

Except cheesecake. Which tastes like skinny can go f*** itself.

Gorgonzola on toast with halved cherry tomatoes on top is nicer than it should be

Cheers doll!
Beats actually sitting upright to drink it :D

That looks ideal!

I need to get a tea straw.

I have just learned that I am completely unable to gargle.

I CAN'T HELP IT.

I've always read no-tag-love as not-a-glove.

Yay! Festival of cheesecakes today :fat:

Sometimes I really crave a lucky strike. Thanks Mr Curta.

R - i have new sneaker joy.

The dangling. The pitiful angry dangling 😂
http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/man-gets-stuck-front-door-12810513