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Sat eating lunch on Brewer Street, Soho and a dude walks past with a Pepsi GMT on a khaki nato.

Gotta be a geek from here...

After a five month wait, I collect it tomorrow afternoon.

I don’t get the attraction with bronze watches, at all.

Were you held against your will?

Just popped into Pink (Selfridges) on Oxford Street and Prince Harry was purchasing a selection of ties.

My ex-girlfriend is looking more and more like her mum. This makes me feel like dating her mum. :witless:

I've a spot on my scrotum, which is extremely tender.

Sort of. They have colour charts now you know. I went for McDonalds milkshake pink.



Just warmed the area, which then melts into a specimen jar, so you can take it home.

They won't let me leave the hospital, until I've released gas. Normally it's not a problem, however...

I rate that statement :kermit:

Private, I'd have requested the full fist...

The nice lady doctor just popped her finger up my bottom.

All those years ago, my interest in watches began with a quartz.

Now I've found another quartz watch I'm smitten with, I may just flog everything else off.

:surprised:

I'll 'like' your Facebook business promotion page, as you've requested, if you'll send me some topless selfies.

Dogging is top of the agenda.

Retirement (ish). Second go, but will keep a hand in, or up if I'm lucky. Happy, but unsure. I'm already phenomenal at golf.

Unfortunately, it will coincide with me logging off for a while.

Tomorrow will be my last day of work.

Eddie has enabled a system, whereby, those with 250 posts and 6 months membership can sell.

You'll never guess what though. Some members flirt around other sub forums, hinting and the likes,...

They're all too expensive for here, plus, as a dealer, you'd need to pay into the charity pot. Stick with eBay.

It survived a very nervous shower test, so it's coming on holiday.

Dropped a watch from a windowsill, a little over a metre high, this morning.

I didn't panic, shout, cry, what have you.

I have lost the bug.

I'm in Bacup and need a tom tit.

Gentlemen, my time here is done.

I've just been into Argos.

They made me stand in a queue and wait for a number. It was like the Social Security, but with less people stood at the entrance smoking Richmond Kingsize.