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Then studying all night?

If you want to feel like a monster, capable of anything, put your socks on first, before anything else

I had to have a late lunch today. Because I fell asleep just before lunchtime.

Bloke has been shouting at a maisonette across the road from me for the last ten minutes. I can only understand one word he's saying, but fortunately he's repeating it frequently. He seems awfully...

*checks to see which subforum we're on*

*sadly but sensibly deletes astonishingly witty** post*


**puerile

Relieved that I'm incapable of succumbing to the fashion. A beard is like a huge advert that says, "I'm insecure about something, and dumb enough to think that this patch of...

I have a 34mm watch and no capacity for growing a beard

Little thirty-ish man on this train. Grown up beard. Big headphones. Enormous pilot watch.

Bless.

This hotel has thin strips of carpet instead of skirting boards

Problem with the fried egg (and lovely scrambled eggs) is that it necessitates a nice piece of toast - and the point of the exercise to reduce the proportion of carbs in my diet, so that my blood...

Just had a boiled egg, probably more in line with what he meant.

I was up in Paddington earlier on, which is Nata country. Unfortunately where I live is Morley's Fried Chicken territory.

Is it nice with a bit of sugar?

This morning have been advised by a doctor to eat more fat. Since then I've had a Portuguese custard tart, a samosa and some biscuits. Wondering if that's what he meant. Suspecting not.

Just as I rid myself of my addiction to bubblewrap, the vacuum is filled with a packing tape compulsion.

Still, better safe than sorry, huh? [emoji21]

You know you're in the middle of nowhere when you see a bus heading to March

Not now you've written this on one of the publicly-viewable subforums.....

The consequences you would enjoy of trying it once would probably cure you of wanting to do it anymore.

Unless it turned out that getting kneed in the teeth and falling backwards down escalators...

Should probably be getting up now I guess

With great excitement just opened a jar of pear and sultana chutney.

Very pleased to say that it was worthy of the anticipation.

I've never once sold a watch for the price I was asking for; would it be naive and overhopeful to imagine that the advertised prices were selected in the knowledge that offers would be coming in...

Also had the benefit of balancing my previous 15 years of oversheltered existence. But at the time, as a very gentle young lad, every time I got on the train, I could feel it in the pit of my...

Something I needed was there. Still the armed robbery, the mugging, the stabbed friend etc etc that came as part of the deal make living in London seem relatively bearable, and make for picturesque...

I lived in Manchester for five years. Every single time I got a train to return after a visit somewhere else (Leeds, York, Cumbria, Cheshire etc) I could feel the gloom gathering in the pit of my...

In London I know of a couple of places (both churches) which sell homemade jam. I was looking forward to the blackberry and apple but it turned out the label was wrong. It was apricot. I've got some...

(A) I had my ears syringed today
(B) I love having my ears syringed
(C) afterwards my lunch included toast with gooseberry jam that I made myself last summer

Homemade jam is one of my favourite...