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I witnessed a Tawny Owl taking a kitten once.
And Kingfishers - murdeing bar stewards. Don't hit on my woman or you're dead!

That last remark is a typical statement by a Kingfisher, not myself.

You're right, he did accuse it of being a Seamaster. Calls himself a detective!

I literally lost the plot, so can't provide a resumé. Might have nodded off.

I do feel your pain re. accents. Mr. Watkins does seem to have lost the patois since he played Christopher Jefferies, who was a bit upper crust anyway, and iirc from Bristol?.

I do find the...

Tonight's episode has a Speedmaster Pro, suspiciously bought for £10k by the murder victim.

To assist you in deciding whether to tune in, here is a brief synopsis of the show:
Jason Watkins never...

Calm down Kev, they're entertainment. They're not real. It's all scripted. It's all set up.

Intercourse?

I'd pay good money to watch that event!

I believe Kirk has polished off huge quantities of Grants in his time.

It's not looking good.

I think Our Glorious Leader has been over-multi-tasking.

Age has not diminished my admiration for the delightful (though giraffe-necked) Ms Fox; however she will be mortified to hear that she has a rival.
That Afro-Caribbean new assistant is absolutely...

I just bypass the middle man and wear the chain around my neck.

I have been looking into this, for the Champions League final tomorrow.
According to BT I can watch for free on my phone by downloading the BTSport app, which I have done.
I think I have some sort...

It was a camel's back situation. The final incident was a failure to accept a £50 cheque via the phone app. HSBC were adamant that the amount on the cheque and the amount I keyed in had to be greater...

Yes, but the TZUK Thinktank suggests that they are streets ahead of HSBC for customer service, which is the crux of my discontent.

Thread ressurection.

Finally snapped.

After spending four days trying to pay a £50 cheque into my HSBC account via their phone app, and being told constantly that "The amount on the cheque, and...

Hey Guys & Gals
Suddenly, last few days, hordes of beautiful UA women have fallen in love with me, can't wait to chat with me, meet me, and show their undying love. Fortunately they all use email,...

Agreed - but I can't read the little buggers! Anything under 36mm and I turn into Sherlock Holmes.

This thread got me excited for a while. Yet another way that TZUK has conned me into spending all my money. A watch from each decade!
1900s - done that. 1908 Omega in an apparently contemporary...

God Almighty!

Morris Minor or BMW E46?

A bit like asking "what would you prefer? A spaceship or a bicycle?"

I would like to input on this; I am the very embodiment of the classic car driver (although they weren't classics when I was driving them, they were just cars).

These are my personal experiences;...

Good man Kirk. I will be missing from this one. Have a good one.

Great result Kev. I am very happy for you and yours.

I wouldn't mind postponing for another week.

Apologies if this has already been mentioned, but has the possibility of gross negligence manslaughter charges been considered?

Postpone, with the prospect of a report from the real GtG for those unfortunately unavailable.