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    Deafness. The only disability it’s still OK to mock.
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    “Bezants!”
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    Likewise, I’m dubious about how up to date/accurate that is. Where I am (very rural location) nearest mast purports to be Vodafone; only signal anyone gets round here is BT/EE.
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    Yes!

    “Mr Joker, as the poet says, ‘On land you may command. At sea, it is me!’ WARK! WARK WARK!”
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    I would love to sit these delicate flowers down...

    I would love to sit these delicate flowers down in front of Cannibal Holocaust.
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    Remember the daft one with “007” on the seconds hand? It read as “LOO” for half of every minute.
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    I spotted one of these on the bracelet in the...

    I spotted one of these on the bracelet in the window of Goldsmiths in Eldon Square yesterday if anyone in Newcastle is after one. I would have been tempted myself a year or so ago, but I’ve cooled on...
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    Like a septic tank explosion, this has to be seen...

    Like a septic tank explosion, this has to be seen to be believed:


    https://youtu.be/1WLR4bhLjic
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    The shark has been jumped so high and so often...

    The shark has been jumped so high and so often I’d be embarrassed to wear an Omega now. Any Omega. Sorry and all that.

    Can you imagine Rolex carrying on like this?
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    I've been jonesing for a Reverso Classic for...

    I've been jonesing for a Reverso Classic for years, but I couldn't be doing with Richemont service hassles.
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    I worked for a Dutch company in the late...

    I worked for a Dutch company in the late nineties, and that was certainly my experience. The Dutch speak English with a style that very few second language speakers acquire. For example, they...
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    When I first experienced ACC on my third gen...

    When I first experienced ACC on my third gen Prius almost a decade ago it seemed like witchcraft.
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    You’ll get a ticket parking your car there, mate....

    You’ll get a ticket parking your car there, mate.

    https://i.postimg.cc/Xv2FFZN1/IMG-0665.jpg
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    A mate of mine had a Rolex GMT stolen from a gym...

    A mate of mine had a Rolex GMT stolen from a gym locker.

    I’d leave it at home, but if you must wear one to the gym, not having it leave your wrist seems sensible.
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    Are you on crack? Or dealing it?

    Are you on crack?

    Or dealing it?
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    The Blinking Dashlights

    The Blinking Dashlights
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    The Guy Who Jump-Started Me The Warranty Is Not...

    The Guy Who Jump-Started Me
    The Warranty Is Not Enough
    The Wait For the AA is Forever
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    DW-5600E if you’re a purist. Otherwise GW-5610.
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    AKA “Settle down, Beavis”.
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    On Her Majesty’s Flatbed Recovery Truck A View...

    On Her Majesty’s Flatbed Recovery Truck
    A View To a Bill
    You Only Start Twice

    Etc...
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    Fleming wrote Bond as favouring short sleeve...

    Fleming wrote Bond as favouring short sleeve shirts because, it was said, he shared the author’s phobia of dirty cuffs.
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    They're a very complicated people.

    They're a very complicated people.
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    Boiling eggs in a saucepan, like an animal! What...

    Boiling eggs in a saucepan, like an animal! What are you, some kind of throwback?
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    I have a Krups egg boiler. I believe they made...

    I have a Krups egg boiler. I believe they made bombs during the war.

    "Yes well, forgive and forget, eh Major? God knows how, the bastards."
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    If you're a film buff the Water Garden as seen in Logan's Run should be crossed off your list.

    The Stockyards are worth a visit ("where the Wild West begins").
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