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Do I spy a Lakeland Terror Dog?

Oh dear, hope she's OK now. What was the problem? She looks like a working Lakeland, and they're tough as old nails.

The one on the right looks like my Latin master fom 60 years ago, looking at me and thinking 'Four years at Cambridge. For this?'

No, pour it on fairly liberally, let if fizz to lift the stain, solids :grey: whatever to the surface. Lift this first layer:grey::grey: off with kitchen towel.

And repeat. Can be pretty...

Covering the stain with soda water works brilliantly, also on dog poo, vomit, red wine etc., etc.