The Bear Pit! Don't go there!
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The Bear Pit! Don't go there!
Why the designers of the Northern Distributor Route around Norwich put three lanes on the roundabouts of a two lane, 70 mph road. Three into two doesn't go, so folks use 1 1/2 lanes! (or all three -...
They should just buy a chain to replace the rubber bands that get grit off the road between them and the drive wheels, usually leading to shredded belts (often seen on Norfolk roads where spray {tar}...
Why America needs to buy oil from the Saudis? Don't they have enough, or is it some sort of "green" ploy? They Americans have had wells capped off for years, to keep the price up!
Perhaps this:-...
The price of "classic" cars. A local chap told me that he had paid £5000 plus for a battered Austin A30. I sold my last A30 for £35 and was very happy to see the back of it! Most "classic" cars...
Why people continuously lick their finger end during the process of cleaning a dead fly off their windscreen. If a car was hurtling towards me at 70mph, I know what effect it would have on my...
Why people who buy (cheap) houses built on sandy cliffs next to the sea, get upset because no-one helps them when erosion threatens their property!
Or those folks who jump up to get off the plane whilst it is still moving, especially when their hand luggage is over my seat! What are they going to do? Jump to the ground with no stairway?
Nice watch! (See what I did there?)
Beauty therapists - have you seen the state of some of the people leaving???
I once asked a plumber what height he set the vanity sinks at and he said "Coc* height to make them useful!"
As a younger man I could get my leg over twice a day. Now I don't have a motorcycle at all! :)
Why people shout at the telly. IT CAN'T HEAR YOU!
BBC reporting. Impartial??? Entertaining??? Relevant??? ................... and why do they have to have someone "on the spot" in the pouring rain/ sleet/ snow, out on the street, getting freezing...
Goes in with the fuel doesn't it?
Why folks wander along dark, country roads, on the wrong side of the road, (ie back to you) at night, in dark clothing!!! Do you get extra points for missing them? Just where the he** are they...
Why do films have so much music that you can't hear the dialogue? (Yes! I do have the sound system adjusted for best speech)
Why people use credit at exhorbitant interest rates to buy stuff they don't need.
Depends whose car it is!
Why we don't have a vote to choose a prime minister.
Sporty I can cope with. It's the downright dangerous thrill seekers that annoy me! "He broke his leg, base jumping!!!" Just stick your fingers in a plug why don't you?
Why folks doing "dangerous" sports expect free rescues and free NHS treatment when it all goes Ti*s up!
Because a cable has two ends! The third van is to run between the other two with coffee and bacon sandwiches! :)
Why males have nipples?
Why the person who kept harassing me about my inefficient "old banger" "killing the planet" has just gone out and bought himself an M3 4 litre V8 ? After him showing it to me, I couldn't resist:-
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