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Nobody except a Drifter should ever say that. Does my head in just like 'moving forward' and 'touch base'.

The pursuit of a striped lawn. I'm sure they think people look and say "ooh what an amazing lawn" but I suspect it's more likely "sad b*stard, must have nowt else to do".

Why people like Nando’s.

This. I simply can’t comprehend infinite space.