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Get some proper tyres then instead of those stupid narrow things! And while you’re at it some suspension…it’ll smooth out those bumps…

I have no idea who any of those people are…

Indeed, tea is usually taken around mid-afternoon.

Smoking - it costs a fortune and kills you at the same time…bizarre!

And linked to this, those people that happily smoke a fag in an outdoor seating area while surrounded by people eating and...

Referring to a football team as if you play for them…’we played really well…’ no you didn’t you were sat on your backside in front of the TV. You’re no more a part of the team than my mother in laws...

We’ve taken ours on planes, don’t worry though we stick to business so you can have peace and quite down the tail end 🤣

I’ve just built a side extension on my semi…it’s not a terrace, it’s double fronted!