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    What's yellow and can't swim? A JCB.

    What's yellow and can't swim?




    A JCB.
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    My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I...

    My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"
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    I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too...

    I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.


    She looked surprised.
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    I went into our local library yesterday and asked...

    I went into our local library yesterday and asked if they had any books on paranoia.


    The librarian said "They're behind you!"
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  7. Thread: Water

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    Zeno Date Pointer today ...

    Zeno Date Pointer today

    https://i.imgur.com/jbe68D5.jpg

    HAGWE
  9. Q is a good upgrade from Sky+ but you're right,...

    Q is a good upgrade from Sky+ but you're right, it doesn't support the 'magic eye' remoting to other rooms; Mini Q boxes do that wirelessly. Advantages: - can watch something in one room while...
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    Whatís the difference between an elephant and a biscuit?



    You can't dip an elephant in your tea!
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    Just enjoying a wee dram of 15yo Glenfiddich...

    Just enjoying a wee dram of 15yo Glenfiddich Solera. Not bad at all for a mainstream, nicely sherried, quite smooth. Notes of apple, apricot and elderflower. Typical Glenfiddich flavours on the...
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  13. Thread: Balance

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    We used to live in Formby, one of the few...

    We used to live in Formby, one of the few remaining Red Squirrel populations in the UK; and we used to get them in the garden every day - beautiful creatures.

    Where we live now it's only the...
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    Why do elephants travel in herds? Because if...

    Why do elephants travel in herds?

    Because if they travelled in flocks they might be mistaken for sheep.
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    Whatís red and white on the outside and grey and white on the inside?

    Campbellís Cream of Elephant soup.
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    How do you stop an elephant from smelling? ...

    How do you stop an elephant from smelling?

    Tie a knot in it's trunk.
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    Seems Gary Glitter is set to make a fortune from...

    Seems Gary Glitter is set to make a fortune from this movie!

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/gary-glitter-rake-fortune-joker-20528595

    One reason why I won't be paying anything to...
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    Welcome. Nice collection too :eagerness:

    Welcome. Nice collection too :eagerness:
  19. Thread: Hi all

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    G'day, and welcome. :eagerness:

    G'day, and welcome. :eagerness:
  20. Thread: Balance

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    ^^^^^^^^^^ I really like that one Ralphy....

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    I really like that one Ralphy. Balance in both the physical and compositional senses. Great shot. :eagerness:
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    Time to start saving then Chris. :eagerness:

    Time to start saving then Chris. :eagerness:
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    My BMW had a DVD system, updates were stupidly...

    My BMW had a DVD system, updates were stupidly expensive.

    My Golf has a SDHC system and updates, (so far), have been free.
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    Every day's a school day :eagerness: I just...

    Every day's a school day :eagerness:

    I just had to go outside and check ours - and I've been driving for 52 years! :unconscious:
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    For a wet friday.... ...

    For a wet friday....

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    HAGWE :eagerness:
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