Join me on a trip to utopia.
This goes out to TZ friends only Do Not I repeat DO NOT tell everyone. I want to keep you all safe so have a plan to steal a double decker bus and take as many of my friends and their family to Ambridge, this is the one village in the uk where so far there are currently no food shortages, no cases of corona and the streets are lined with toilet roll. Following a small gas explosion in the kitchen the hotel is shut but I think I can secure enough space in some yurts at Spiritual Home, it’ll give us a chance detox from all this toxicness.
All those who wish reserve this seat on the bus please message below. Priority will be given to anyone who knows about lambing, picking strawberries or making cider. To anyone who doesn’t make it, stay safe out there.