Rolex Yachtmaster 478P0042 reported stolen from Stockport shop, 03/11/2020

It is reported that Rolex Yachtmaster 478P0042 was stolen from a store in Stockport on 03/11/2020.

The suspect appears to be the same one linked to the theft of Sea-Dweller K295937 which was stolen in Manchester a few days before (see separate post).

GREATER MANCHESTER POLICE ON 101 QUOTING CRIME NUMBERS:

CRI/06JJ/0019858/20 (STOCKPORT Yachtmaster)

CRI/06A1/0022804/20 (MANCHESTER SeaDweller)

Alternatively, pull his gangsta hoodie over his head and push him into a canal where 50 kilos of soaking puffer might see him regret his crimes *

* This line was intended for comic relief and was not a serious suggestion. Save time, slam the bu99er's head in a steam press and leave him naked in an alley with a Rolex chronometer tag inserted in his tail-pipe.

I am rolling with laughter reading this.


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