There is no custard in the cupboard :cry:
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There is no custard in the cupboard :cry:
This is a ridiculous and tedious argument.
(putting stuff in the dishwasher vs rinsing stuff before it goes in the dishwasher)
I have a phobia concerning wellingtons.
Big toenails are sore, time to chop the claws again
Should stop checking my sales post.No,not here.
^ Where then?
Just finished making chilli jam... first attempt, hoping all will be well :P
I've got two scars on my bawbag, as they say around these (private) parts :wink: :wink: :wink:
Does anyone actually watch 'Midsomer Murders' FFS :dontknow:
Do I fit the seats and door cards, or just seats only?
R
I did have a fried egg sarnie for lunch and it was good :)
I've bought new valve caps for my new car even though I don't take delivery for another 7ish weeks.
Should I drink a can of coca cola now or in about an hour?
Iv just got knocked out of the ipops $500k gtd event,ran aces into a set. :cry:
I dont feel very happy at all.
Washing up now or continue to browse TZ and washing up later?
On average, if only one person in a thousand loses a quid down the sofa every year, that's about £60,000 lost down the nation's sofas...
I get a cramp like feeling in the arch of my foot when I rest it on the edge of a stool while surfing the net - oh well
That Justin Bieber needs a slap.
CAR CLAMPERS ARE WANKERS!!!!!!!
Can I tear myself away from the log fire to go for a p!ss ?
+1 £95 at meadowhall last week :twisted: just bought a bargain t shirt then had to pay them fu....s .Quote:
Originally Posted by dizz
That really sucks, feelin for ya man!Quote:
Originally Posted by Neely8
has SHMBO put any anti freeze into her car?
Its still raining
I think Alex may be cheating at online scrabble. :evil: :roll:
Oh, I didn't see you in the kinky department... But to each their own, it's not ours to judge...Quote:
Originally Posted by burnsey66
:D
Beyoncé could feasibly suck the chrome off a car bumper :drunken:
Ooh well reminded. Mine is empty and need to get some extra strength in for the forthcoming snowpocalypse. Don't want any blown washer motor fuses this year!Quote:
Originally Posted by cad monkey
Saffron Burrows would definitely get it.
I've misplaced a sock
I found a sock :?
I am the only person in the office. Something's going on and nobody's told me.
I'm also irrationally concerned about my socks.
Amen to that, I really need to drop a log but cant be bothered to get off my chair....Quote:
Originally Posted by darrenw
Lunch in 5 mins :)
has got one warm ear and one cold ear!!!!
Despite my workload, I'm not going to attempt to achieve anything productive at work today. But I may buy a penknife. From France
Leave your jacket on the back of your chair - they may not notice you've gone :)Quote:
Originally Posted by notenoughwrists
This little lunatic is keeping me sane.
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g3...s/P1030315.jpg
Introducing Millie, my elderly mother-in-laws dog that I take for a walk for a couple of hours a day whilst I'm looking for work. Great at helping me keep things in perspective and brightens my day up no end.
Cheers,
Gary
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Tempting.
Foodstuff? Watch? Human being? Other?Quote:
Originally Posted by verv
That crow I've just flicked was that big, I may just trip over it tomorrow.
Not a big fan of raisins
Gary Neville is too ugly for TV
If the joyous are full of joy, what are the pious full of?
z
Poy ?Quote:
Originally Posted by zelig
mackem bait too subtle
I'd like Pollyanna Woodward for Christmas.
Eddies everest.Quote:
Originally Posted by waynertron
I gave in :D
Why does Donald Duck not wear pants?
He obviously know's what clothes are as he wears a top and a jaunty little hat!!! So why no trousers or shorts is he a perv?
or just very poor as I noticed Micky Mouse wears the other half of the outfit, he has the shorts, gloves and shoes
http://www.timeforqa.com/wp-content/...duck_yuppy.jpghttp://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...9iGm5pnjh2Zxcg