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Originally Posted by horrovac
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Can it baldyQuote:
Originally Posted by horrovac
Baby TV is very relaxing.....
40" Sony hx723 or Panasonic 37" dt30 :shock:
Panasonic
(Sony EPG sucks)
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I've just poked myself in the eye.
Why? :drunken:Quote:
Originally Posted by village
I cannot get Lana Del Rey's Videogames out of my head; not helped by the fact that Swiss have adopted as their boarding music. I'm worried that she's just a marketing construct conceived by a record company rather than a serious musician. Nice though....
Why do silent farts smell more than loud ones?
It's to do with conservation of energy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ticker
If they make noise they use up some of their energy & thereby smell less. Conversely, silent farts remain furiously potent as little energy is expended when they are expelled. Well that's my theory anyway.
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That's a herd :?:
Looks like they almost extinct :D
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Originally Posted by seikopath
There's five of em in there. That constitutes a small herd in my bookQuote:
Originally Posted by burnsey66
Ground breaking :mrgreen:Quote:
Originally Posted by seikopath
Why is Danny Care such a tosser?
please note that they are walking on the road because bloke said they dont like walking in puddles.Quote:
Originally Posted by burnsey66
I offended somebody the other night and im still raging about this reply..
''Sad bastard? How's your little watch club going? Enjoying getting together with old men are you? Cheeky c**t''
One word too far :evil:
i just scored me some bubba kegs at asda
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Originally Posted by minkle
old?
Just listened to The Damned's Smash it Up (pt 2 for the purists). Haven't heard that in absolute yonks and it still sounds brilliant - one of the first real punk bands and they could really play.
Saw them live some 33 years ago* :oops:
I was very underage, but that's a very long time ago when you write down :shock:
* It might have even been the same venue as Siouxsie & the Banshees (1978 in Bromley I think). Does that sound right?
I was skeptical of democratic capitalism until I ended up at a 24 hour McDonalds and saw the multiculturalism and efficiency it entails.
Ending up at a 24 hr anything is an argument against just about any political model I can imagine :lol:
i love curly wurlies but they have to be cold so when you bend them little chocolate fragments fall off
They are banned from my lounge for that very reason.Quote:
Originally Posted by seikopath
I could be signing on in a few months.
Coffee maker has just blown up, I can confirm the jug shattering sounds like a bomb in the kitchen
ive had a dull pain in the right side of my head just above the temple / behind the eye for 3 days now, just want it to feck off now :x
Who would win in a fight on dry land. A Hippo or a Crocodile?
Unless you particularly enjoy sitting in stationary traffic, the area around Kingston-Upon-Thames should be avoided at all costs between the hours of 6am to 10am.
Don't keep bombs in the same room as your coffee maker.Quote:
Originally Posted by macdaddymac
I learned this the hard way.
P.S. Does anyone need any wallets or shoes made? My Hippo has just walked in with yet another dead crocodile.
i can see my wifes mates camel toe through her leggings.......
What to do? Or go fishing?
Just found out Oranges grow on trees, why do i have a problem processing that??
because its passed your eyes?Quote:
Originally Posted by Juice
Just asked a zoo keeper.... Hippo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neilo
Croc has an AK47?.......Quote:
Originally Posted by minkle
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Originally Posted by Chris_in_the_UK
She's had to think for a second longer there.... still the Hippo, how will the croc fire the gun?
Apparently even kids dont ask these questions :lol:
With it's claw! :roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by minkle
I cant imagine it being able to aim accurately and pull the trigger :? :roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris_in_the_UK
well at least we all know itll be wearing on its feet :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by minkle
Hippo
Can be pretty mean if this is anything to go by... http://youtu.be/yYDmQdUFQTQ
Or this http://youtu.be/Z99IjOUj7x4 - even crocs don't mess with hippos
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With an AK-47 you don't really need to aim accurately.Quote:
Originally Posted by minkle
Anyway with an AK-47 there's a definite advantage for the croc, as with the narrow trigger guard and limited clearance to the mag the hippo would not even be able to fire it. If they had soemthing like a FAMAS or an AUG with their more accessible triggers it would be anybody's guess.
On the whole though I think hippo wins. Much bigger, tougher, more active and mean, and being a mammal much more intelligent. Unless we're talking about a spidercroc here.
Roses are red , violets are blue .
I've got alzheimer's
cheese on toast
That bird on borgen looks like chris evans' ex
You mean Billie Piper?Quote:
Originally Posted by seikopath
The fact that I know who Evans is and that Piper is his ex and so on annoys me more than I can explain. And that is by far not the only bit of useless information I know, I'm a walking, breathing and talking lexicon of irrelevance. I'm always having these moments, being triggered to realising: "Hey, I know that, that's..." - followed by an immediate wave of rage over unwanted and undesirable knowledge trespassing into my memory: "Now why the **** do I know that ****?!?!"
I wonder if I'm the only one?
Dogs eating coal = black poo
My sister-in-law's dog does black poo when she's eaten those charcoal coloured Bonios. The dog that is, not the sister-in-law, (she doesn't eat Bonios); she's a bitch - er the dog that is, not the sister-in-law.Quote:
Originally Posted by darrenw
Feeding a Bearded Dragon cabbage will make his shit stink
Why does coffee make me fancy a pint, the rain make me fancy a pint, the thought of a pint make me fancy a pint - I guess I fancy a pint :drunken:
After reading that I fancy a pint :drunken:Quote:
Originally Posted by gray
Cheers!Quote:
Originally Posted by macdaddymac
Goldsmiths undercharged me for my Planet Ocean rubber stap.
When I realised I didn't go back to tell them :oops: