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    Grand Master
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    Wife

    Man at bar says to another....................you married mate?

    2nd man...................naw, lost my wife 2 years ago

    1st man...................sorry to hear that mate

    2nd man..................yeah, what a card game that was!!! :shock: :lol:
    I wont be filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, I am not a number, I am a free man, my life is my own!!!
    Be seeing you
    Toodle pip
    Griff.

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    Re: Wife

    Hehehehehe, sounds like he was the winner.

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    Re: Wife

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Best Regards - Peter

    I'd hate to be with you when you're on your own.

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    Re: Wife

    I was hoping to see pic's, not a joke :evil4:


    Neil

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    Re: Wife

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Re: Wife

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Re: Wife

    Works better in an Austrailian accent for some reason :D

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    Re: Wife

    Hey Griff,

    There's someone impersonating you on another forum and they are using your jokes :shock: :lol: :lol:


    B. :wink:

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    Re: Wife

    Yeah I've heard of him.
    One guy over there thinks he is a bit strange.
    If he's only a bit strange he's a bloody amature and needs to follow the master!!!! :shock: :D :lol: :lol: :lol:
    I wont be filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, I am not a number, I am a free man, my life is my own!!!
    Be seeing you
    Toodle pip
    Griff.

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    Re: Wife

    W - washing
    I - ironing
    F - F..k..g
    E - Etc

    Why im still single !!!!

    Niall

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    Re: Wife

    Quote Originally Posted by BondandBigM
    Hey Griff,

    There's someone impersonating you on another forum and they are using your jokes :shock: :lol: :lol:


    B. :wink:

    Nowt wrong with spreading the word - good Joke matey :lol:

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    Re: Wife

    :D
    Respect the past, live the present, protect the future

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    Re: Wife

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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