All very good, but what was hidden in someone's comment at the bottom made me chuckle...
The past, present and future walked into a bar... it was tense!
..... as voted for by the viewers of Dave, but still quite funny!
My favourite was number 3:
Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."
All very good, but what was hidden in someone's comment at the bottom made me chuckle...
The past, present and future walked into a bar... it was tense!
The wife just emailed me these as she knows I like Stewart Francis.
I particularly liked:
"I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"
and
"Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."
Not really a fan of the one liner but have to admit there were a couple in there that made me chuckle.
Also from the comments:
My wife said to me "Your lack of originality is pathetic."I said "Yeah, well your lack of originality is pathetic."
The world is a circus-don't be a clown....
Heard the one about the lobster who went to a disco and pulled a muscle?
Please don't clap, throw money!
When your boat breaks down, don't accept a towline. The towing boat skipper has salvage rights! Now that's a one liner!
If you see a busty woman with a cleaver, steer well clear. She has cleavage rights!
mike