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Thread: The random disclosure thread.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by jwg663
    Quote Originally Posted by learningtofly
    Just back from the driving range, where I was a complete and utter embarrassment.
    Was it the trousers?



    No, I did it unaided!

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    nah I think I'll say it's weekend now. NOW

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    AGGGHHHHHH AGGGHHHHHH AGGGHHHHHH. Frustration.

    Thank you.

    I just wish the fluid in my middle ear would respond to treatment and bugger off.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Mr Dobalina Mr Bob Dobalina

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I can't stop raking my arse and smelling my fingers.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by alexaff
    I can't stop raking my arse and smelling my fingers.
    You tried a twig?

    (saves washing your hands all the time :wink: )
    When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks long into you.........

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Maybe going into work in the West End during Gay Pride wasn't the best idea of the week. Thinking I could just pop up to Calumet in Soho and drop off a camera for a sensor clean and be back in 15 minutes certainly wasn't :shock:.
    In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I broke the shaft on Ping K15 Driver getting my clubs out of the boot. Gutted :cry: It's in the Menders I can't face a round without it. Still who wants to play golf in this bloody weather? :evil:

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I fancy some ice cream but cant decide which flavour.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by K80
    I fancy some ice cream but cant decide which flavour.

    Haagen Dazs Pralines and Cream. The answer to any "Which ice cream" question.
    Although no trees were harmed during the creation of this post, a large number of electrons were greatly inconvenienced.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    The nose hair that I just pulled out my right nostril is the thickest yet. I'm impressed
    Respect the past, live the present, protect the future

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    i need a coffee.

    and the only stuff in the office is asdas own brand filth.

    do i
    a) not have a coffee, develop a headache, and start wanting to kill people.
    b) force myself to drink what can only be described as a hybrid of diesel, gravy granules, and coffee.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by verv
    a) not have a coffee, develop a headache, and start wanting to kill people.
    Find some decaff and persuade yourself that it's full caffeine. Placebo rulez!

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Kill people. You know you want to...

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    ^ theres temptation, it must be said.

    i capitulated to the filth.

    now im in a strop because i dont have a toothbrush handy to get rid of the MOST HIDEOUS TASTE ON EARTH.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    "It'll only take 10 mins to install yourself" - like fook it did - ba$tard$ :evil:

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by verv
    ^ theres temptation, it must be said.

    i capitulated to the filth.

    now im in a strop because i dont have a toothbrush handy to get rid of the MOST HIDEOUS TASTE ON EARTH.

    I can't believe the granulated dog shit labelled up as coffee that some people seem happy to drink. I'm not too much of a coffee snob (well, maybe a bit) but some people must have absolutely no sense of either taste or smell. Some of it really is repulsive, and they really must have been desperate to save a comparatively small amount of money by drinking such filth.

    Life's too short to drink bad coffee.
    Although no trees were harmed during the creation of this post, a large number of electrons were greatly inconvenienced.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Currently watching the Goodwood FOS highlights and asking myself why is Steve Ryder presenting - complete cock.

    Also why is John Surtees not Sir John Surtees. It's not right!

    Andy

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I'm typing this whilst sat on the bog. :lol:
    Best Regards - Peter

    I'd hate to be with you when you're on your own.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Griswold
    I'm typing this whilst sat on the bog. :lol:
    Guess where I am reading it!! :wink:

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by verv
    i capitulated to the filth.
    An Alex mantra if ever there was one
    Quote Originally Posted by verv
    i dont have a toothbrush handy to get rid of the MOST HIDEOUS TASTE ON EARTH.
    erm, and again :D
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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    This is my 2000th post and when I told my missus I'm about to post it she said I'm a sad loser for being obsessed by watches and you lot are too :shock:

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Andyg
    Also why is John Surtees not Sir John Surtees. It's not right!

    Andy
    Plus 1 on that!

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Stoat
    This is my 2000th post and when I told my missus I'm about to post it she said I'm a sad loser for being obsessed by watches and you lot are too :shock:
    Congrats on your 2k. :)

    You could be defensive and explain to your other half about the profile of the membership on this forum - knowledge, integrity, education, professional memberships etc.

    Or, you could go on the attack and mention soap opera consumption and capacity for shoe collecting. :D

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaOmega
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Stoat
    This is my 2000th post and when I told my missus I'm about to post it she said I'm a sad loser for being obsessed by watches and you lot are too :shock:
    Congrats on your 2k. :)

    You could be defensive and explain to your other half about the profile of the membership on this forum - knowledge, integrity, education, professional memberships etc.

    Or, you could go on the attack and mention soap opera consumption and capacity for shoe collecting. :D
    I like that idea but I've already told her it's such a diverse collection of people on here and the collective knowledge seems to cover everything from cars to computers, diving to flying, shoes to smoking, tax matters to photography etc etc .... I just left out the bit about the Norks thread and some members sexual depravity :D

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Stoat
    ...it's such a diverse collection of people on here and the collective knowledge seems to cover everything from cars to computers, diving to flying, shoes to smoking, tax matters to photography etc etc .... I just left out the bit about the Norks thread and some members sexual depravity :D
    Tis all true. Even the norks :)

    Where else can you ask pretty much anything from "Should I get this boil on my wotsits looked at" or "Which lawnmower is the best" to "How do I start a company" and get a selection of usually pretty good answers. Well, apart from the boil one.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by kungfugerbil
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Stoat
    ...it's such a diverse collection of people on here and the collective knowledge seems to cover everything from cars to computers, diving to flying, shoes to smoking, tax matters to photography etc etc .... I just left out the bit about the Norks thread and some members sexual depravity :D
    Tis all true. Even the norks :)

    Where else can you ask pretty much anything from "Should I get this boil on my wotsits looked at" or "Which lawnmower is the best" to "How do I start a company" and get a selection of usually pretty good answers. Well, apart from the boil one.
    One of the reasons I love this place, it's way more than watches :)

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    The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by verv
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    b) force myself to drink what can only be described as a hybrid of diesel, gravy granules, and coffee.
    I hate instant coffee & that's the best description of instant coffee I've heard. Would only add the disgusting, bitter paracetamol aftertaste. Why (how) do people drink the stuff ?

    z

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I'll never be in the TZ-UK Billionaire Boys Club :cry:
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    ​Jim.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by zelig
    Quote Originally Posted by verv
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    b) force myself to drink what can only be described as a hybrid of diesel, gravy granules, and coffee.
    I hate instant coffee & that's the best description of instant coffee I've heard. Would only add the disgusting, bitter paracetamol aftertaste. Why (how) do people drink the stuff ?

    z
    Tiny kitchen, no room for a coffee maker, no time to wait the ten minutes to make it. Cafe Noire for me. But then I mostly drink tea :)

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    taking my 14 week golden retriever to puppy school this eve :D

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Off to the 100th Calgary Stampede this afternoon, been practising my best Yee-Haw, have my boots and hat ready to go :sunny:

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Simple pleasures - runny poached eggs (from my own free range chickens) on ham, on lightly toasted bread rolls - brunch heaven.

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    I noticed 2 prats on bicycles near Waterloo at opposite extremes. The first one was a chap on a Brompton wearing a full-face MTB helmet and lycra; the second was someone riding a full carbon Cervelo on the pavement at about 4mph. What's going on?
    In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.

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    Just back from Gundog training and it didn't rain

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    No psychiatrist can help you as much as a puppy licking your face...






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    I'm so depressed by this shite weather that not even looking at watches can cheer me up

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    I can't reach that bloody itch.

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    where is my hat?
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    What?

    How did what end up spelling wot?

    What?

    Em!

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    Infection in my arm stopping me from sleeping tonight :-(

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    Unhappy

    Why do I always ache so much after playing squash at lunchtimes??

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    This is post 250

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    Feck it, I am going to dye my hair blue

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    im getting a cold.


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    My colleague has just taken the last piece of toast and I'm feckin starving!

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    my getting a cold has turned into "ive got manflu and im going to sniffle and whine incessantly like a grumpy baby"

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    Just realised I've over-catered and over-boozed for my leaving do buffet by a factor of 3. If I PM anyone later in the day offering to buy anything off SC, please ignore me :)

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    off to ibiza on saturday, hoping my 3 month low carb diet will pay off!

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    My toes are throbbing. I don't know why.

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