nah I think I'll say it's weekend now. NOW
nah I think I'll say it's weekend now. NOW
AGGGHHHHHH AGGGHHHHHH AGGGHHHHHH. Frustration.
Thank you.
I just wish the fluid in my middle ear would respond to treatment and bugger off.
Mr Dobalina Mr Bob Dobalina
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I can't stop raking my arse and smelling my fingers.
You tried a twig?Originally Posted by alexaff
(saves washing your hands all the time :wink: )
When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks long into you.........
Maybe going into work in the West End during Gay Pride wasn't the best idea of the week. Thinking I could just pop up to Calumet in Soho and drop off a camera for a sensor clean and be back in 15 minutes certainly wasn't :shock:.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
I broke the shaft on Ping K15 Driver getting my clubs out of the boot. Gutted :cry: It's in the Menders I can't face a round without it. Still who wants to play golf in this bloody weather? :evil:
I fancy some ice cream but cant decide which flavour.
Originally Posted by K80
Haagen Dazs Pralines and Cream. The answer to any "Which ice cream" question.
Although no trees were harmed during the creation of this post, a large number of electrons were greatly inconvenienced.
The nose hair that I just pulled out my right nostril is the thickest yet. I'm impressed
Respect the past, live the present, protect the future
i need a coffee.
and the only stuff in the office is asdas own brand filth.
do i
a) not have a coffee, develop a headache, and start wanting to kill people.
b) force myself to drink what can only be described as a hybrid of diesel, gravy granules, and coffee.
Find some decaff and persuade yourself that it's full caffeine. Placebo rulez!Originally Posted by verv
Kill people. You know you want to...
^ theres temptation, it must be said.
i capitulated to the filth.
now im in a strop because i dont have a toothbrush handy to get rid of the MOST HIDEOUS TASTE ON EARTH.
"It'll only take 10 mins to install yourself" - like fook it did - ba$tard$ :evil:
Originally Posted by verv
I can't believe the granulated dog shit labelled up as coffee that some people seem happy to drink. I'm not too much of a coffee snob (well, maybe a bit) but some people must have absolutely no sense of either taste or smell. Some of it really is repulsive, and they really must have been desperate to save a comparatively small amount of money by drinking such filth.
Life's too short to drink bad coffee.
Although no trees were harmed during the creation of this post, a large number of electrons were greatly inconvenienced.
Currently watching the Goodwood FOS highlights and asking myself why is Steve Ryder presenting - complete cock.
Also why is John Surtees not Sir John Surtees. It's not right!
Andy
Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all.
Friedrich Nietzsche
I'm typing this whilst sat on the bog. :lol:
Best Regards - Peter
I'd hate to be with you when you're on your own.
Guess where I am reading it!! :wink:Originally Posted by Griswold
An Alex mantra if ever there was oneOriginally Posted by verv
erm, and again :DOriginally Posted by verv
Respect the past, live the present, protect the future
This is my 2000th post and when I told my missus I'm about to post it she said I'm a sad loser for being obsessed by watches and you lot are too :shock:
Plus 1 on that!Originally Posted by Andyg
Congrats on your 2k. :)Originally Posted by Mr Stoat
You could be defensive and explain to your other half about the profile of the membership on this forum - knowledge, integrity, education, professional memberships etc.
Or, you could go on the attack and mention soap opera consumption and capacity for shoe collecting. :D
I like that idea but I've already told her it's such a diverse collection of people on here and the collective knowledge seems to cover everything from cars to computers, diving to flying, shoes to smoking, tax matters to photography etc etc .... I just left out the bit about the Norks thread and some members sexual depravity :DOriginally Posted by AlphaOmega
Tis all true. Even the norks :)Originally Posted by Mr Stoat
Where else can you ask pretty much anything from "Should I get this boil on my wotsits looked at" or "Which lawnmower is the best" to "How do I start a company" and get a selection of usually pretty good answers. Well, apart from the boil one.
One of the reasons I love this place, it's way more than watches :)Originally Posted by kungfugerbil
I hate instant coffee & that's the best description of instant coffee I've heard. Would only add the disgusting, bitter paracetamol aftertaste. Why (how) do people drink the stuff ?Originally Posted by verv
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I'll never be in the TZ-UK Billionaire Boys Club :cry:
______
Jim.
Tiny kitchen, no room for a coffee maker, no time to wait the ten minutes to make it. Cafe Noire for me. But then I mostly drink tea :)Originally Posted by zelig
taking my 14 week golden retriever to puppy school this eve :D
Off to the 100th Calgary Stampede this afternoon, been practising my best Yee-Haw, have my boots and hat ready to go :sunny:
Simple pleasures - runny poached eggs (from my own free range chickens) on ham, on lightly toasted bread rolls - brunch heaven.
I noticed 2 prats on bicycles near Waterloo at opposite extremes. The first one was a chap on a Brompton wearing a full-face MTB helmet and lycra; the second was someone riding a full carbon Cervelo on the pavement at about 4mph. What's going on?
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
Just back from Gundog training and it didn't rain
No psychiatrist can help you as much as a puppy licking your face...
R
Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.
I'm so depressed by this shite weather that not even looking at watches can cheer me up
I can't reach that bloody itch.
where is my hat?
“ Ford... you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.” HHGTTG
How did what end up spelling wot?
What?
Em!
Infection in my arm stopping me from sleeping tonight :-(
Why do I always ache so much after playing squash at lunchtimes??
Feck it, I am going to dye my hair blue
im getting a cold.
My colleague has just taken the last piece of toast and I'm feckin starving!
my getting a cold has turned into "ive got manflu and im going to sniffle and whine incessantly like a grumpy baby"
Just realised I've over-catered and over-boozed for my leaving do buffet by a factor of 3. If I PM anyone later in the day offering to buy anything off SC, please ignore me :)
off to ibiza on saturday, hoping my 3 month low carb diet will pay off!
My toes are throbbing. I don't know why.