Sadest use of a chrono.

[LordLucan]

At the risk of being forever banned....double-cuff work shirt ironed in 4:04 according to PO. :help:

[dougair]

My wife laughed at me when I tried to explain the Friday thread...I will not be mentioning this to her!!! Now go and sit on the naughty step and think about what you've done :D

[Raffe]

At the risk of being forever banned....double-cuff work shirt ironed in 4:04 according to PO. :help:

Yes, we all struggle to defend these complications which nobody really needs. I have been boiling eggs using my Memovox as a countdown timer.

[Billyloves2boogie]

I use mine to time my daily bowel movements which i then put on an excel spreadsheet & show to my GP every quarter for analysis.

[Raffe]

I use mine to time my daily bowel movements which i then put on an excel spreadsheet & show to my GP every quarter for analysis.

I am afraid that is a tad bit more detail than I would have wished for. :bounce:

[phil h]

I won't go into too much detail, but I timed something that also gave the (automatic) watch a charge :P

[Raffe]

I won't go into too much detail, but I timed something that also gave the (automatic) watch a charge :P

You never take it off?

[unclealec]

Sex.
Which reminds me, must put in a WTB for a 1/1000sec chrono.

[prexelor]

Now here is a thread I wish I never opened! :lol:

[Raffe]

Sex.
Which reminds me, must put in a WTB for a 1/1000sec chrono.

I am rolling on the floor! LOL :D :D :D

[P9CLY]

The :( thing here is YOU admitting to doing the ironing :lol:, now what you should be doing with the chrono is timing how long it takes the missus to do the ironing and offer her any advice/tips on how to beat her time for next Sundays bout of ironing time trial,that will give her something to strive to beat and added interest, and you to look forward to using your watch as intended,she will love you even more than she does already for showing her your appreciation for her hobby.

[verv]

The :( thing here is YOU admitting to doing the ironing :lol:, now what you should be doing with the chrono is timing how long it takes the missus to do the ironing and offer her any advice/tips on how to beat her time for next Sundays bout of ironing time trial,that will give her something to strive to beat and added interest, and you to look forward to using your watch as intended,she will love you even more than she does already for showing her your appreciation for her hobby.

Then time how long it takes for the divorce papers to be served.

[P9CLY]

The :( thing here is YOU admitting to doing the ironing :lol:, now what you should be doing with the chrono is timing how long it takes the missus to do the ironing and offer her any advice/tips on how to beat her time for next Sundays bout of ironing time trial,that will give her something to strive to beat and added interest, and you to look forward to using your watch as intended,she will love you even more than she does already for showing her your appreciation for her hobby.

Then time how long it takes for the divorce papers to be served.

So an all round good use of a chrono their then :wink:

[verv]

lol. Aye.

(diver suddenly becomes useful to calculate depth of tears when she effs off with half of everything ;) )

[Snipe]

I use mine to time my daily bowel movements which i then put on an excel spreadsheet & show to my GP every quarter for analysis.

Note to self: do not buy a used chrono from Billyloves2boogie... :shock: :lol:

[saturn5]

The :( thing here is YOU admitting to doing the ironing :lol:, now what you should be doing with the chrono is timing how long it takes the missus to do the ironing and offer her any advice/tips on how to beat her time for next Sundays bout of ironing time trial,that will give her something to strive to beat and added interest, and you to look forward to using your watch as intended,she will love you even more than she does already for showing her your appreciation for her hobby.

Fck me if I did That I would end up wearing it up my arse.

[Bloobird]

I timed our six minutes of first half injury time on mine yesterday. Was the first time I can remember wearing a chrono to the footy as it happens. Normally I have a diver on and end up using the bezel..

[grey]

I use mine to time my daily bowel movements which i then put on an excel spreadsheet & show to my GP every quarter for analysis.

Note to self: do not buy a used chrono from Billyloves2boogie... :shock: :lol:

I agree there :).

BTW, let's ask him - Billy, did your GP actually ask you for this spreadsheet. C'mon, you can tell us, we're friends. :D

[P9CLY]

Hell I was only joking :roll: ,I wouldn't really time her or give any advice/tips to her :lol: ,I'd just say get me a beer outta the fridge on your way to the ironing board........Please :wink: ,nearly forgot that useful word.

The :( thing here is YOU admitting to doing the ironing :lol:, now what you should be doing with the chrono is timing how long it takes the missus to do the ironing and offer her any advice/tips on how to beat her time for next Sundays bout of ironing time trial,that will give her something to strive to beat and added interest, and you to look forward to using your watch as intended,she will love you even more than she does already for showing her your appreciation for her hobby.

Fck me if I did That I would end up wearing it up my arse.

[Dangermouse64]

I have just timed how long it was to read up to here............god I am sad...............anyone got a life for sale :lol:

[guinea]

Timing speeches is my most common use.

[P9CLY]

Let me try and guess....cos I'm psychic,would the first letter of the watch you used to time upto here begin with an errrrrrrrrrr A?,would the 2nd letter of that watch end also with an a?............is it an Avionica?.

I have just timed how long it was to read up to here............god I am sad...............anyone got a life for sale :lol:

[MerlinShepherd]

(Thinks....must wear watch on right hand in future)

[mrpgkennedy]

I used to use mine to run the one minute loops of CPR during cardiac arrests

[dickbrowne]

I use mine to time my daily bowel movements which i then put on an excel spreadsheet & show to my GP every quarter for analysis.

Note to self: do not buy a used chrono from Billyloves2boogie... :shock: :lol:

But you would buy one from Phil H? I am struggling for a witty yet relevant comment

[dkpw]

Pizza and the bus journey home from work - both were 12 minutes. 8)

[seikopath]

At the risk of being forever banned....double-cuff work shirt ironed in 4:04 according to PO. :help:

my fillipino maid manages it in 2:46 :wink:

[Top]

At least you use it, I hardly ever use mine.

[lysanderxiii]

At the risk of being forever banned....double-cuff work shirt ironed in 4:04 according to PO. :help:

Tell her to practice, her times will get better...

[magirus]

What is this "ironing" of which you speak?

[GraniteQuarry]

my fillipino maid manages it in 2:46 :wink:

I manage your fillipino maid in 1:52 :lol:

[seikopath]

my fillipino maid manages it in 2:46 :wink:

I manage your fillipino maid in 1:52 :lol:

nothing to be proud of grandad . i had to use the hour register with your mrs :wink:

[dickbrowne]

my fillipino maid manages it in 2:46 :wink:

I manage your fillipino maid in 1:52 :lol:

I reckon I could half your time using the Phil method... The problem is, my Kinetic is over-charged :)

[vaizki]

Not sure I could grill a decent steak without my EZM-1 anymore... It's essential for tactical close quarters firefights with tasty dead animals.

For more strategic conflicts such as an entire leg of lamb, the DC57 is the go-to timekeeper.