Reply With QuoteThe farce is strong in this one …
I see on this site and others lots of posts about how cool "Darth" or "Vader" watches are. But does anyone take the time to think about the heritage which is glamourised by these watches? Though it may be a long time ago and quite a long way from where we are, I would like to remind you that the Dark Side was responsible for what in today's terminology would be described as ethnic cleansing and industrialised murder on a scale we can barely comprehend - to the extent that it even destroyed whole planets in pursuit of its evil goals. I, for one, will not be seen out in the streets publicly displaying my tacit support for such inhumanity.
The farce is strong in this one …
Asteroids do not concern me, admiral. I want that strap, Not excuses.
It's a Strap!
Alert all commands. Calculate every possible destination along their last known speedposting trajectory.
These aren't the vintage Seikos you are looking for.
Leave the seikos to me. I will deal with them myself.
I find your lack of NATOs disturbing.
Isn't that a little small for a Panerai?
TZ-UK Sales Corner. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Isn't that a little small for a Panerai?
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Casio.
“Aren’t you a little short for a bracelet”
“Boring conversation anyway.” -anything about a Breitling strap...
“I’ve got a very bad feeling about this.” ...oops,the missus has found my new watch...
“This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Ty Webb/CH, and will soon see the end of the rebellion.”
“Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.” ...Taffytoon
“What a piece of junk!” ...744ER
“The Farce is strong with this one.” ...back to Ch/TW
“This is Red 5, I’m going in.” ...Alexaff
:wink: :D
"These are not the watches you are looking for"
You have controlled your fear. Now, unleash your Lidl Watch.
Brooklyn bridge exposé will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of Panerai, and soon the fall of the rebellion.
Into the garbage chute, Paneristi
Desk diving does not concern me, Admiral. I want that watch, not excuses
"Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the SC....."
I've been waiting for you, Rolex. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the GMT master."
:lol: Good post OP. :lol:
Darth Vader: Calrissian. Take the princess and the Yobokie to my ship.
Lando: You said they'd be left in the SC under my supervision!
Darth Vader: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.......
Win! :lol:Originally Posted by JudgeBaxter
Oh this is SO funny! My gf won't understand it when I tell her tonight though...
The Emperor will show you the true nature of the wiggly spring Force. He is your master now.
Lost a planet monster, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.
Obi-wan Platts - I haven't heard that name in a long time.......he fought in the (omega) clone wars alongside your father.....etc... :-)
Best thread on here for ages.
When I left you I was but a learner, now I am the Meitersinger (you have to appreciate the single jhand gag in there too)!
Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your grail.
Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you were a Lidl special!
Darth Vader: No. I am your grail.
Luke Skywalker: No... that's not true! That's impossible!
Size matters not ... Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
"That's no moon, it's a Helson Sharkdiver"
Fear leads to Harrison. Harrison leads to Riseman Weather. Riseman Weather leads to Captain Howdy.
"The Bear Pit. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy"
“I suggest a new strategy, jrpippen. Let the wookiee win.”
:lol:
Tangential, but i found this:
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Rolex
"Good morning Princess, have you got anything to declare?"
?Sergeant Rolex
Rolex was a sergeant in Aargau's customs security force. He conducted the security checks for both Princess Leia Organa and Darth Vader when they arrived at Aargau's spaceport.
“Flip or flip not... there is no try.”
Gray
"You will go to TZ-UK.com. There you will learn from Swanbourne, the Timefactors Master who instructed me."
Any attack made by the Rebels against this Rolex would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they have obtained.
I think we better get indoors. The Bremonts are easily startled but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.....
Help me, Breitling Emergency; you're my only hope.
Your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL Casio Pro-Trek with altimeter, barometer, compass and world-time in 37 cities.
Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating WTB forum is approximately 3,720 to 1
I felt a great disturbance in the Bear Pit, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good Bergeon at your side, kid.
Set your course for the Norks thread. General Veers, prepare your men.
I've just about had enough of you. Go that way. You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you near-sighted scrap pile. And don't let me catch you following me begging for a custom leather strap because you won't get it.
Luke: [on first seeing the modified Seiko 007] What a piece of junk!
Solo: She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.
Some very funny ones there.
A watch forum populated mostly by geeks - who'd have guessed!?!
(he says whilst forcing his 11 year old son to watch 'a new hope' on blu-ray again, trying not to get angry when greedo shoots first while drinking coffee from an empire strikes back mug)
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