The oddest sounding thing you own is...

[Tai Mi Shu]

Just looked at my pushbike collection this morning (yes, I know... :shock: ) and realised what an odd name one of them has.

A funky BMX it is, but with a name that reminds me of playground bullying...

Gary Fisher "Pure Bender". :lol: :lol: Imagine riding that:

"Oh so that's a cool bike mate. What is it?"
"Erm... it's a Pure Bender. I ride a Pure Bender"
"Nice!" :shock:

So... what's the strangest thing you own?

[swanbourne]

I bought my wife a muff chain.

Eddie

[BigD]

I bought my wife a muff chain.

Eddie

This is not the boys room Eddie, you of all people should know that :lol:

[Crazytrain]

I own a Big Muff and replaced one of the pickups in one of my Les Pauls with a Hot Slag (essentially for the name really I have to admit)

Its not something I own or that you can own really, but its always made me snigger when at skate comps the commentator calling the tricks shouts ‘backside disaster’

Also, do Wimpy still sell the ‘bender in a bun’?

[Lipsy]

I have a stuffing gland… I think it's in the loft.

[shadowninja]

I have a stuffing gland… I think it's in the loft.

:lol: Is that where SWMBO told you to put it?

[seadog1408]

i have had to fabricate a pair of " Flange spreaders" in my time :wink:

[Lipsy]

I have a stuffing gland… I think it's in the loft.

:lol: Is that where SWMBO told you to put it?

Having just taken delivery of our third child, I think it's safe to say that my gland is well and truly stuffed. :lol:

[Mrcrowley]

I've got a Nippy.

[Spencer Lee]

I have a 'gusset nibbler' in the garage and my kid has a DVD called 'The Magical Mimsy'.

[BigD]

i have had to fabricate a pair of " Flange spreaders" in my time :wink:

We used to get flange splitters made up, prefer what you called them though :lol:

[Reeny]

I've got Dutch Cap (baseball)
and a purple helmet (Motorbike).

[taffytoon]

I own a couple of Ball Sacks (for the 5 a side)

[alexaff]

A gimp mask.

[Mrcrowley]

A gimp mask.

Similar i have been told to an attachment to my Nippy.

[AlphaOmega]

:D

This thread is turning into the classic Fry and Laurie sketch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noSOFIJdfwM

[Seabadger]

A brass shell case - it's the charge from a Limbo mortar as found on various Cold War era RN frigates

[cannedheat]

I have a full brass half a meter long steam-actioned ship's horn.

I also have my own mummified navel stump, and most of my milk teeth.

[Velvetsnow]

Cove mountain bikes have the oddest names;

Hand job, G-spot, the Hooker, foreplay & Stiffee, I mean who in marketing approved those? :D

[Grandiloquence]

I used to have handlebar grips made by Kona. They were called "JackSh1t".

[Neil.C]

I see in my son's latest dive magazine they have a new scuba watch in there called a "Muff diver" :shock: :lol:

[Scottishtrunkmonkey]

I bought my wife a muff chain.

Eddie

:lol: quality

[MurrayMint]

I have some glue from a builder's merchants called "Sticks like Sh!t", including the !.

[Crazytrain]

I have some glue from a builder's merchants called "Sticks like Sh!t", including the !.

Not as odd sounding, but I've always been tickled that one of the DIY chains own brand equivalent of 'No More Nails' is called 'I Can't Believe Its Not Nails'.

Brings to mind the Viz advert for KY Jelly 'I Can't Believe Its Not Batter' :)

[london lad]

I have some Effen Vodka

[Carlton-Browne]

I once almost bought a Groomer for one of our Japanese offices.

[pastrana72]

Cove mountain bikes have the oddest names;

Hand job, G-spot, the Hooker, foreplay & Stiffee, I mean who in marketing approved those? :D

Funny you should mention that, As I have a few bikes made by Cove.

I have a



Handjob



a Stiffee



and a Hustler

It is a bit odd explaining that was actually the model name to the insurance company when adding them to the policy.

Oh I have got "Gusset" cranks on my BMX as well.

[andybee33]

.... my kid has a DVD called 'The Magical Mimsy'.

:D

I've got that DVD too and I'm not sure you should be letting your kid watch it :lol:

[Panofsky]

Uh oh....looks like I'll have to drag out the old Arsamatic again......



Also, I have only been able to use an electric razor since discovering the the Norwegian (or is it Swedish) for shaving foam is Barberscum!

Dave

[Filterlab]

Uh oh....looks like I'll have to drag out the old Arsamatic again......

LMFAO! :laughing5: That's got to be a wind up surely?!

On the bike theme I have a 'Stinky' which is a downhiller made by Kona.

[Tai Mi Shu]

Uh oh....looks like I'll have to drag out the old Arsamatic again......

LMFAO! :laughing5: That's got to be a wind up surely?!

Pun intended? :D

[swanny]

Cove mountain bikes have the oddest names;

Hand job, G-spot, the Hooker, foreplay & Stiffee, I mean who in marketing approved those? :D

I had a Stiffee..........sold it for a Sub 5 :)

[Chris_in_the_UK]

Once owned a Donkis nob.

[Soot1e]

I have a large quantity of King Dick tools!!

[Filterlab]

Uh oh....looks like I'll have to drag out the old Arsamatic again......

LMFAO! :laughing5: That's got to be a wind up surely?!

Pun intended? :D

Unfortunately not, but I wish I'd noticed it! :)

[jimmerjammer]

Maans jusek hock , a rare bottle of wine .

[johnnyguitar]

I own a Big Muff and replaced one of the pickups in one of my Les Pauls with a Hot Slag (essentially for the name really I have to admit)

Its not something I own or that you can own really, but its always made me snigger when at skate comps the commentator calling the tricks shouts ‘backside disaster’

Also, do Wimpy still sell the ‘bender in a bun’?

Do you have a Big Muff or a Big Muff Pi(e)?
I had a Little Big Muff and previously considered the Super Hard-On and the Double Muff.