......commuting to work. Not hurtling downhill in a peloton at 30 mph, but from being stationery and trying to push off while looking over my shoulder.

Pushed down on the pedal hard, had a bit of a wobble, then hit the kerb and keeled over at 0mph in the road.

Took the brunt of it on my rib cage as I had nothing but the tarmac to break my fall, and to say I’m in pain is an understatement.

I can’t be the only one.