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    Inappropriate watch names...

    Hi all

    Leafing through another Japanese watch mag and I came across the following watch, the Landjager 'Rural Policeman', silicon filled and rated to no less than 2000m.

    If 'Rural Policeman' isn't strange enough, I have this vision of an English 'Bobby' on his bicycle pedalling through a leafy country lane....what would he ever be doing 2000m under water?!!

    Anyone have any others?

    Cheers

    Ewan

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    Maybe they should have call it 'The underwater policeman'.
    The guy could be helpful to find Nemo. :lol: :lol: :lol:


    I saw an e-bay add for a watch called 'Arbutus' but the latest 'Bunnysutra' from Swatch is a winner.

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    My favorite of all time is the Moontime watch by Bunz.

    You have to have a bit of giggling sixth grader in you to be tickled by this one. Guilty. :D

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    LOL! :lol:

    I can't think of any crappy ones, but some just have very long names though. Like Audemars Piguet Jules Audemars Carillon Sonnerie Repetition Minutes Dymograph...:D

    Ming

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    Names to cringe over

    I know this is a watch forum, but I couldn't help thinking of some of the appalling names given to cars.

    For the whimps:

    Reliant Robin
    Reliant Kitten
    Toyota Starlett
    Nissan Micra
    Ford Ka
    Datsun Cherry
    Nissan Sunny

    For the testosterone loaded:

    Triumph Stag
    Ford Mustang
    Dodge Viper Venom
    Pontaic Firebird
    Ferrari Testa Rossa
    Lister Storm
    AC Cobra
    Trumph Spitfire

    Martin :iroc:

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    Re: Names to cringe over

    Quote Originally Posted by Chisholm
    I know this is a watch forum, but I couldn't help thinking of some of the appalling names given to cars.
    That's why the best cars have just a few numbers and letters as an name, e.g.:
    S 600
    A8 6.0
    750i
    911
    :wink:

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    Re: Names to cringe over

    Quote Originally Posted by Chisholm
    I know this is a watch forum, but I couldn't help thinking of some of the appalling names given to cars.
    Here in Qatar, we get the Nissan Cedric and Gloria, and don't forget that the fantastic Nissan 300sx is called the Fairlady in its country of origin....

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    Re: Names to cringe over

    Quote Originally Posted by Chisholm
    I know this is a watch forum, but I couldn't help thinking of some of the appalling names given to cars.

    For the whimps:

    Reliant Robin
    Reliant Kitten
    Toyota Starlett
    Nissan Micra
    Ford Ka
    Datsun Cherry
    Nissan Sunny

    For the testosterone loaded:

    Triumph Stag
    Ford Mustang
    Dodge Viper Venom
    Pontaic Firebird
    Ferrari Testa Rossa
    Lister Storm
    AC Cobra
    Trumph Spitfire

    Martin :iroc:

    From an article on the net, and it's true !
    Honda Fitta/Jazz/Fit Car maker Honda introduced their new car "Fitta" in the Nordic countries during 2001, only to find out that "fitta" is an old word, currently used in vulgar language to refer to a woman's genitals in Swedish, Norwegian and Danish. It was renamed to "Honda Jazz" for the Nordic market.
    According to newspaper articles, Japanese ads said that "[Fitta] is small on the outside, but large on the inside". It's now called the Honda Fit in Japanese markets.

    I have no further comments :wink: :lol:

    KH2

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    More interesting nos. for cars: 940, 960, S40, S70, 318i, 325i....
    Some interesting watch nos.: 16600, 5513, 109/200.... :lol:

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    What about the Daihatsu Starion? Or Nissan Naked? (micra in Japan)

    Numbers: 360CS, 575M, 612 :D

    Numbers II: D70, D2H, 70-200VR, FM3a...:wink:

    Ming

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    Funny, this numbers game. :D

    Here are the results of the 12th century jury (a "televote" if there ever was one ... :wink: ):

    5002
    P6500
    GG-W-113
    656
    DC66
    X-33

    Crusader
    Cheers,

    Martin ("Crusader")


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    I seem to remember...

    ...Toyota having to rename their MR2 sports car in french speaking markets, as it came out when pronounced, "emm-err-de", which as I'm sure we all know is French for sh*t..

    <schoolboy mode off>

    Rich

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ming Thein

    Numbers: 360CS, 575M, 612 :D

    Ming
    I don't understand the rest of your codes but I belive the ones above are short for lot of timing belt changes and generally high maintenace cost.....

    And I would think some great fun inbetween :wink:
    KH2

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    about 15 years ago, I used to lust after RC30

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    Quote Originally Posted by KH2
    Quote Originally Posted by Ming Thein

    Numbers: 360CS, 575M, 612 :D

    Ming
    I don't understand the rest of your codes but I belive the ones above are short for lot of timing belt changes and generally high maintenace cost.....

    And I would think some great fun inbetween :wink:
    KH2
    Bingo! :D

    Now what about the second set? :wink:

    Ming

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    Re: Inappropriate watch names...

    Quote Originally Posted by ewan.w
    Hi all

    Leafing through another Japanese watch mag and I came across the following watch, the Landjager 'Rural Policeman', silicon filled and rated to no less than 2000m.

    If 'Rural Policeman' isn't strange enough, I have this vision of an English 'Bobby' on his bicycle pedalling through a leafy country lane....what would he ever be doing 2000m under water?!!

    Anyone have any others?

    Cheers

    Ewan
    The 'PRS Dirty Joyce'

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    [quote=Ming Thein]
    Quote Originally Posted by KH2
    Quote Originally Posted by "Ming Thein":1utsnfd5

    Numbers: 360CS, 575M, 612 :D

    Ming
    I don't understand the rest of your codes but I belive the ones above are short for lot of timing belt changes and generally high maintenace cost.....

    And I would think some great fun inbetween :wink:
    KH2
    Bingo! :D

    Now what about the second set? :wink:

    Ming[/quote:1utsnfd5]


    Cameras by any chance :?:

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    I had a 900S and a 911T.
    As a civvie I flew a 150 and a 175 in Uniform I flew a T-33, T-36, T-37 and a F-106.

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    If we're going to be silly :wink:


    We run....365's 345's 320's D400's D740's D725's D8N's D9R's D6RXL's 16E's 825G's....give in yet????

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisb


    Cameras by any chance :?:
    :D Nikon SLRs :D

    Ming

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    Silly in its way - this is my partner's "Yuri Gagarin Junior Space Cadet" watch from Vostok:



    Steve.

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    Re: Names to cringe over

    Quote Originally Posted by Chisholm
    I know this is a watch forum, but I couldn't help thinking of some of the appalling names given to cars.

    For the whimps:

    Reliant Robin
    Reliant Kitten
    Toyota Starlett
    Nissan Micra
    Ford Ka
    Datsun Cherry
    Nissan Sunny

    For the testosterone loaded:

    Triumph Stag
    Ford Mustang
    Dodge Viper Venom
    Pontaic Firebird
    Ferrari Testa Rossa
    Lister Storm
    AC Cobra
    Trumph Spitfire

    Martin :iroc:
    You fail to mention the Mitsubishi (I think) Pony and the Daihatsu Charade!

    Steve.

    PS: and, of course, the ever unpopular Ford Edsel.

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    What's all this about then?

    Well what do these numbers mean?

    O1 D2 L6 154CM BG42 A2 W2 M2 ATS55 VG10 AUS6

    420V 440C ?


    Martin

    :whdat:

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    Looks like types of steel or metal grades.

    Ming

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    I always call my watches Dorothy.

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    Yes Ming they are indeed knifemaking steels. I am an amateur kinfemaker and use L6 (circular saw blade steel) or O1 (tool steel). I have made about 130 knives over twenty years, including all our kitchen knives. When I buy a digital camera I will be able to post some pictures on George and Dragon for people to look at.

    Martin :P

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    Martin, I'm impressed. Would love to see some of your work :D

    Ming

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    Knives

    About two years ago I sent Eddie a floppy disc with some pictures of a few of the earlier knives I had made. I borrowed a digital from the college where I worked. Unfortunately I have left the place since. I don't know if Eddie still has the disc?

    Martin :whdat:

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    I certainly still have the disk, all I have to do now is find it

    Eddie
    Whole chunks of my life come under the heading "it seemed like a good idea at the time".

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisb
    If we're going to be silly :wink:


    We run....365's 345's 320's D400's D740's D725's D8N's D9R's D6RXL's 16E's 825G's....give in yet????

    Hi Chris,

    Pretty big on CAT products then?

    Jim

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    Quote Originally Posted by jim
    Quote Originally Posted by chrisb
    If we're going to be silly :wink:


    We run....365's 345's 320's D400's D740's D725's D8N's D9R's D6RXL's 16E's 825G's....give in yet????

    Hi Chris,

    Pretty big on CAT products then?

    Jim
    Yep, about £15 million :shock:

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