You could just buy one of our host's watches. Nice and easy to wear, well regarded and cheap enough. Mind you, if there really was a market that I didn't dare wear the watch of my choice to due to the excessive crime, I'd probably not be there in the first place.
Which Constellation do you have that you don't like? Perhaps a photo?
Alternatively, in the spirit of a historically popular succession movement that has not aged well, you could just wear a fake Rolex and donate the money saved to the fundraiser?