'Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain' - Schiller.
My dad had an Allegro, it was brown, it was crap
At about the same time I had a Morris Marina, so I can’t really criticise
You’d need to close the doors before putting it into the garage.
My 1st car was a 1981 Austin Metro. It was in “burnt silver”. Not a special shade of silver, but actually burnt. It was in the scrap yard because it’d been on fire. I was stuck with it for 4 years.
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Righto. This place just keeps on giving.
I previously had an Austin Maxi - it was actually my first car. Generally very reliable although I do recall the bonnet coming off as I was driving round Fiveways Corner in north London, and sailing over the roof of the car.
Around the same time and through much of the 70's Dad had a Mk III Zephyr Six, which was lovely. I still remember the reg number too, for some reason (EYF 518C)... like this one.
Best: They wife allowed my to buy myself another jacket - for some reason I've been after a yellow jacket for ages. Ended up with a H/H Dubliner in 'Sulpur', which she duly wrapped up and presented on the day.
Worst: none really - as all other family / friends Christmas visits cancelled this year.
Dickens; The Ivy Green
Oh, a dainty plant is the Ivy green,
That creepeth o’er ruins old!
Of right choice food are his meals, I ween,
In his cell so lone and cold.
The wall must be crumbled, the stone decayed,
To pleasure his dainty whim:
And the mouldering dust that years have made
Is a merry meal for him.
Creeping where no life is seen,
A rare old plant is the Ivy green.
Fast he stealeth on, though he wears no wings,
And a staunch old heart has he.
How closely he twineth, how tight he clings,
To his friend the huge Oak Tree!
And slily he traileth along the ground,
And his leaves he gently waves,
As he joyously hugs and crawleth round
The rich mould of dead men’s graves.
Creeping where grim death has been,
A rare old plant is the Ivy green.
Whole ages have fled and their works decayed,
And nations have scattered been;
But the stout old Ivy shall never fade,
From its hale and hearty green.
The brave old plant, in its lonely days,
Shall fatten upon the past:
For the stateliest building man can raise,
Is the Ivy’s food at last.
Creeping on, where time has been,
A rare old plant is the Ivy green.
I know the GN is his initials, I’m guessing a 77 birth year?
Cheers..
Jase
Often see threads like this, I’m quite lucky in that I only ever get bought what I ask for or get given money.
Seeing some of the stuff on here, why do the people bother?
Brother-in-law gave me a couple of things to keep me nourished when banished to the cave. I'm sure that Big D display cards used to feature more interesting images though.
Don't just do something, sit there. - TNH
Sorry to be nosey but have to ask - does that fit in your garage or will you just leave it on the drive?
Someone not far from me has a 20 plate McLaren which has been on their drive all December. Nice enough house but not the sort you expect to see a McLaren parked on (the car is worth about a third of the cost of the house). He must have an understanding wife or she's into cars too.
It sure does. I bought a dehumidifier and an electric heater to keep it at about 7 degrees C and below 60% humidity in there all winter. I’ve got a pair of nice electric Hormann doors on order too. Should have been fitted last month but now delayed until Feb.
It was rather a slippery frosty day when I picked it up from Leeds. The drive home on Pirelli Trofeo R tyres was quite interesting. It’s now on Michelin Pilot Sport 4Ss and has some grip at last.
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Skelator has left the building and Gone to a new home where he’ll be more.
One of the members pm’d me offering to buy it so I said put something in the fundraiser and it’s yours. I was going to post it but turns out he lives in the next town to me so my son dropped it off - small world.
We had a Hormann electric sectional door in our last house and would get the same again but this house doesn't have a garage.
The drive home must have been tense. Bet you were glad to get it in the garage and onto different tyres. My wife used to lose it if I started my bike in the garage (de cat full Akropovic system on a 1200cc) so I'd wheel it out first. I think you might be 'encouraged' to park face in and only start it with the garage door open after a few weeks.
Some vests that are that long I’ve visions of shitting in them.
Haven't really had any duds this year. Most unusual.
My mate had a beige Austin Agro back in the 90’s, whenever it was his turn to drive to the pub or town we would all try and get down below the windows for fear of being seen in it.
He was proud of the Vanden Plas Rolls Royce look grill but drove it like a nutter, one day following him we seen sparks coming out the exhaust as he was ranting it so hard, oh how we laughed!!
I'm unimpressed by the lack of respect for the Allegro.
Yes, it had its faults. Namely the engine, transmission, chassis and bodywork. But look beyond that and you'll find something wonderfully quirky.
It's a lesson in what can be achieved during a three day week.
It's an icon.
Best pressie ?
I guess this counts as I bought it a couple of days before Christmas...
struggling to think of a bad one....