Reply With QuoteIf not then a Leslie would be in order, I really should be sooty by now!Originally Posted by galewis
Can’t imagine why women would want to take it up the Gary.
They’ll probably need a Brad afterwards.
If not then a Leslie would be in order, I really should be sooty by now!
Actually I think you are right on that one...
I have often wondered about Giraffe, as in having one.
A chap at work used to say it a lot - is it genuine or a Kings Cross? (Ironic fabrication)
Having a giraffe - having a laugh. afaik
Yes, I kind of worked that bit out
Just wondering whether its traditional / genuine cock'a'knee Tigers of Pan Tang
I'm enjoying Kings Cross
Use your loaf me old china, giraffe is one word not two - genuine Jamie Oliver certified mockney.Yes, I kind of worked that bit out
Just wondering whether its traditional / genuine cock'a'knee Tigers of Pan Tang
;)
Ah, I think Ive got it
So if it was having an elephant then that would work? As in elephant and giraffe.
By jove I think you’ve got it!
The second word rhymes with the original, then you only ever use the first word. That way the toffs don’t know what you’re rabbiting on about.
Mind you, if you’d walked into the Blind Beggar back in the day and announced you were having an elephant, you might have ended up in a bit of a two ‘n’ eight.
I need some cream for my farmers...
Ive just googled that and see what you mean!
This Alas Smith & Jones sketch springs to mind
Does rhyming slang work in reverse?
Do greengrocers go and fetch a couple of trays of 'stairs' out of the van? Or the financial conduct authority refer to 'avin a w*nk' when referring to Barclays Bank?
(actually I think I already know the answer to that 2nd one)
Tom (tit) is obvious and still makes me laugh
Salmon got me for ages
But it’s salmon and trout
Who gives a Donald was a race horse that ran a good few years ago
The powers that B realised way too late but it was renamed
Another was Mary hinge - it won a few
Tom tit sounds made up to me.
If you’d had a dodgy ruby you’d more likely to make a dash for a pony n trap.
I thought it was always 'Bristols' as in Bristol cities.
Jack & Danny
Hit & Miss
Ham Shank
Kenneth Williams used the term, "I'm off for a Barclays..."
I’ve often wondered whether calling someone a ‘Jeremy’ (government minister) has been used much. I’ve heard it a few times!
You wouldn't get close to the place. Judging by the fact that EVERY Londoner was in there at the time of the murder.
Skin and blister = sister
Tit fa tat = hat
Daisy roots = boots
Trouble and strife = wife
Plates of meat = feet
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I once heard ‘Barry’. Barry White -Sh...
Been researching this on the internet - which is also quite useful for ingratiating myself with the latest Mrs V's family who are from Fulham and come across like cock a knees,
Anyway, what about
"Ive got a terrible pain in my Noddy's"
and
"Ive not got enough wonga to get a coffee form Lisa"
Without Googling... shoulders and Starbucks?
I reckon we should invent some forum related ones for Der Amf.
I had boulders.
Kerry Katona - Daytona?
Having a Sherman is a alternative too.
Cheers..
Jase
I stepped in a dirty great steaming Richard the other day. Yuk!
Fauna n flora = Explorer
Biscuits n Tea = GMT
Church Cappella = Sea Dweller
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Fas est ab hoste doceri
Look at the state of them Claire Rayners......
Who are these Glasgow's?????
Shereen = Shereen Nanjiani = fanny = vagina
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Noddy Holder's
Lisa Tarbuck's
Many times it’s not just the slang it’s the way it’s strung together. One of my all time favourites heard in a south London boozer in Bermondsey many years ago.
‘Look at the state of that plumb over there, he’s got Hempsteads like a burnt out fuse box’
Definitely not Cockney.
He hasnae had his Nat for weeks.
Haw pal, whit's the Hampden?
jim
Jack the Ripper = Kipper
Jeremy hunt...as in “That ALLY from Tz Uk is a right Jeremy”
^ personal vendettas and suchlike.
Fas est ab hoste doceri
How about - ‘ I had a nice Jacob with the new girl from the post room at the office party last night’
Cheers..
Jase
Or as I heard it
Jay Arfur
Narmean?
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Sorry but sometimes bully’s need a taste of their own medicine.
Whistle and Flute - suit.
He's wearing a nice whistle.
Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Eartha Kitt
I’m going for an Eartha!
Arris
Arris = Aristotle = bottle = bottle & glass = Arse
Was pleased to dream up a Kings Cross for 'genuine' - Yehudi
Brilliant. Can we start using that in Watch Talk? As in ‘are we sure that Submariner is yehudi?’.
Now need something for 'fake'. Geographically wide of the mark, I know, but how about Dickering (Wapentake)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickering_Wapentake
How about a politician, as in, a politicians handshake.Now need something for 'fake'. Geographically wide of the mark, I know, but how about Dickering (Wapentake)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickering_Wapentake
Cheers..
Jase
Yehudi always makes me think of Eric Morecombe's line - 'It's my old violin, I gave Yehudi Menuhin'
Yehudi - genuine
Sir Francis - fake
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