To all the pessimistic windbags moaning about how bad our football team is, REJOICE, for here is the thread you've been looking for!

Instead of pouring your shite on the other threads about how England "probably won't make it through the group stages" or "Definitely won't make the knockouts, and even if we did we'd probably go out on penalties", please feel free to leave your ramblings below.

The thread will also double as the "I don't watch football, it's like watching paint dry" thread. (super interesting, by the way - why did you open a thread about F****NG FOOTBALL YOU DOPEY ****ER????)

Just to save the rest of us who enjoy the spectacle a couple of months of moaning, please PLEASE leave your bile in this thread, where it can be contained and (hopefully) deleted after the World Cup has finished.

To the rest of the footie fans of the forum who have a little bit of hope and a good dollop of National Pride, see you on the other threads.