Fake Rolex wanted - the more the better

**unclealec** · 15th May 2018, 09:02

Apologies if this has been posted before; I have been away for a few days.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co...aling-14645966

**kevkojak** · 15th May 2018, 09:28

I must be frequenting the wrong parts of town... clearly I need to stay out of the rough bit and get to the posh parts.

**Dave+63** · 15th May 2018, 10:15

Originally Posted by kevkojak

I must be frequenting the wrong parts of town... clearly I need to stay out of the rough bit and get to the posh parts.

Your wtb for bimetal links has got me thinking! Any connection?

**chrisparker** · 15th May 2018, 10:21

Reminds me of this joke:

Last week I became a victim of a clever scam while shopping.

Here’s how the scam works:

Two nice-looking, college-aged girls, in short shorts, will come up to your vehicle as you are putting away your purchases. They both start wiping your windshield with soap and water, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It’s impossible not to look).

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ but instead ask for a ride to McDonald’s. You agree and they climb in the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th.

So tell your friends to be careful.

**bobbee** · 15th May 2018, 10:31

"It was awful. The experience was horrendous."

Yeah, yeah, scary stuff...

**kultschar** · 15th May 2018, 10:32

Originally Posted by chrisparker

Reminds me of this joke:

Last week I became a victim of a clever scam while shopping.

Here’s how the scam works:

Two nice-looking, college-aged girls, in short shorts, will come up to your vehicle as you are putting away your purchases. They both start wiping your windshield with soap and water, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It’s impossible not to look).

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ but instead ask for a ride to McDonald’s. You agree and they climb in the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th.

So tell your friends to be careful.

Haha indeed!!!!!

**mjc1216** · 15th May 2018, 11:28

Originally Posted by unclealec

Apologies if this has been posted before; I have been away for a few days.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co...aling-14645966

Know where i am going this afternoon...please don't tell the wife.

**David_D** · 15th May 2018, 14:35

May I recommend this very rare GMT-Master II:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mens-watch...tch/1298818453

**VDG** · 15th May 2018, 17:01

Disgusting. Anyway, anyone fancy a pint in or around Hale on Friday night?

**Kirk280** · 15th May 2018, 18:55

Can we invite them to the next MCGTG?

**Mj2k** · 15th May 2018, 19:54

Originally Posted by David_D

May I recommend this very rare GMT-Master II:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mens-watch...tch/1298818453

That’s just brilliantly bad!

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**hansblix2001** · 16th May 2018, 17:26

Originally Posted by David_D

May I recommend this very rare GMT-Master II:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mens-watch...tch/1298818453

Doesn’t Watch Club sell these for £16,000?

**Uriel** · 16th May 2018, 18:14

How on Earth do they undo a Sub clasp and slide the thing over your hand without you noticing?

I could maybe believe it if he was being groped by Derren Brown and it was a leather strap with buckle.

**unclealec** · 16th May 2018, 20:16

Originally Posted by Uriel

How on Earth do they undo a Sub clasp and slide the thing over your hand without you noticing?

.

If they have hold of your nuts they wouldn't have to.

**Rob Leeds** · 16th May 2018, 21:59

Is being groped in a leafy village a euphemism.

**Jubal** · 17th May 2018, 11:32

Originally Posted by Rob Leeds

Is being groped in a leafy village a euphemism.

Last night on my way home I loitered outside Watersons, Thornley Groves and Hilditch. Not a fondle to be had anywhere. #donttheyliketudors

**Dave+63** · 17th May 2018, 11:47

Originally Posted by Jubal

Last night on my way home I loitered outside Watersons, Thornley Groves and Hilditch. Not a fondle to be had anywhere. #donttheyliketudors

For a Tudor you only get a video of their last threesome! #poormansrolex

**Brian** · 17th May 2018, 12:32

Originally Posted by bobbee

"It was awful. The experience was horrendous."

Yeah, yeah, scary stuff...

Yes but what if the old ugly one has her friend Stanley in her pocket should you resist ?

B

**oldoakknives** · 17th May 2018, 18:10

Got as far as...

"A man was groped by two women in an leafy village as they stole..."

**sestrel** · 18th May 2018, 11:45

It is Manchester so.....this is what you will get...

**Kirk280** · 18th May 2018, 16:42

^^^ Oi!

**Kieron** · 18th May 2018, 23:41

Life can be so cruel... hang on...

**golf** · 19th May 2018, 11:33

Originally Posted by Uriel

How on Earth do they undo a Sub clasp and slide the thing over your hand without you noticing?

I could maybe believe it if he was being groped by Derren Brown and it was a leather strap with buckle.

Happened to my business partner in Spain but his was a milgauss gv. I find it hard to believe myself!

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