A dog just licked my watch

**Daveya.** · 5th May 2018, 08:34

I'm not sure what to make of this tbh, these animals clean their own privates and sniff everyone elses ( humans actually let them lick their own faces I mean whats all that about? )

The watch is now possibly going to have to be sold

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**JasonM** · 5th May 2018, 08:51

Was it a watch dog?

**Neilw3030** · 5th May 2018, 08:51

It’s the canine way of checked water resistance 😂

**Dave O'Sullivan** · 5th May 2018, 09:04

I've seen what my dog eats when we're on a walk.
I do not let him lick my face.

**vagabond** · 5th May 2018, 09:07

Was it a Ball watch?

**Daveya.** · 5th May 2018, 09:07

Exactly Dave

But my watch? If seagulls can rot cars what will a dog do to my watch?

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**Padders** · 5th May 2018, 09:09

Do you need to put ketchup on it first to persuade a dog to lick your Rolex?

**Kingstepper** · 5th May 2018, 09:28

Disgusting things.

**Carlton-Browne** · 5th May 2018, 09:28

You do know what fish do in the sea, don't you?

**Kirk280** · 5th May 2018, 09:31

That’s a woof thing to happen. Was it a Ball watch?

**Daveya.** · 5th May 2018, 09:32

Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne

You do know what fish do in the sea, don't you?

I could be wrong here but i think the ocean is little bit more diluting than a dogs anus

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**tempfort** · 5th May 2018, 10:30

Turned my bezel green.

**mtagrant** · 5th May 2018, 10:41

Originally Posted by Daveya.

The watch is now possibly going to have to be sold

Unfortunately this thread has just killed the sale 😄

**Motman** · 5th May 2018, 10:43

Perfectly normal behaviour. My dog's always licking her watch. If she starts licking my arse, that’ll be the time to start worrying!

**Daveya.** · 5th May 2018, 10:54

Urrghhh

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**VDG** · 5th May 2018, 11:31

That'll teach you not to expaws your watch

**AlphaOmega** · 5th May 2018, 12:10

Originally Posted by Daveya.

I could be wrong here but i think the ocean is little bit more diluting than a dogs anus

We need empirical evidence.

Shame World In Action isn't still going.

That's the kind of thing they'd investigate.

**dickbrowne** · 5th May 2018, 15:09

Originally Posted by Neilw3030

It’s the canine way of checked water resistance 

Lab test

**Kirk280** · 5th May 2018, 15:40

Originally Posted by dickbrowne

Lab test

Took me a minute. Belter.

**g40steve** · 5th May 2018, 15:47

Originally Posted by tempfort

Turned my bezel green.

I will let my dog lick my black bezel :)

**chaplad** · 5th May 2018, 15:55

Originally Posted by Kingstepper

Disgusting things.

Dogs or watches?

**Matt68** · 5th May 2018, 16:01

Originally Posted by Motman

Perfectly normal behaviour. My dog's always licking her watch. If she starts licking my arse, that’ll be the time to start worrying!

This should be reported to the RSPCA, poor Dog being forced to wear a Tag Heuer.

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**ralphy** · 5th May 2018, 16:31

Just a thought: have you considered soap & water?

R

**Tony** · 5th May 2018, 16:58

Originally Posted by ralphy

Just a thought: have you considered soap & water?

R

Instead of a dog? Would it need walking?

**AlphaOmega** · 5th May 2018, 17:33

Originally Posted by dickbrowne

Lab test

Superb!

**Holy Moses** · 5th May 2018, 17:36

Absolute filth!!

**willie_gunn** · 5th May 2018, 17:47

What a wag you are - that sounds a likely tail.

Here are a few pointers.

If you've lost the love then why not just put it up for sale and see who bites? I'm sure by now they'll be sniffing around on Sales Corner and doggedly searching your posts. Doubtless they will be packing in to retrieve such a bargain. Somebody is bound to whippet up. After all, TZ-UK'ers are a breed apart.

Remember you may get a few curs who try to hound you into selling it cheap. Guard your corner and chase them away with a flea in their ear. If it doesn't sell don't whine, bitch or howl. Instead just keep it on a tight leash and take some time to paws and reflect.

It's always possible you bought a pup - possibly even a mongrel without the right pedigree - but, fur the love of God, it's only a watch.

**raptor** · 5th May 2018, 17:48

Was the watch uk sourced?
The dog?

**Kirk280** · 5th May 2018, 18:19

Originally Posted by willie_gunn

What a wag you are - that sounds a likely tail.

Here are a few pointers.

If you've lost the love then why not just put it up for sale and see who bites? I'm sure by now they'll be sniffing around on Sales Corner and doggedly searching your posts. Doubtless they will be packing in to retrieve such a bargain. Somebody is bound to whippet up. After all, TZ-UK'ers are a breed apart.

Remember you may get a few curs who try to hound you into selling it cheap. Guard your corner and chase them away with a flea in their ear. If it doesn't sell don't whine, bitch or howl. Instead just keep it on a tight leash and take some time to paws and reflect.

It's always possible you bought a pup - possibly even a mongrel without the right pedigree - but, fur the love of God, it's only a watch.

Superb, but barking!

**oldoakknives** · 5th May 2018, 18:52

Any dog knows as soon as you lick a humans food they lose interest in it and share it with you.........

**Motman** · 5th May 2018, 19:08

Originally Posted by Matt68

This should be reported to the RSPCA, poor Dog being forced to wear a Tag Heuer.

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That was only her beater watch. She normally wears her Speedmaster when she’s not working.

**ralphy** · 5th May 2018, 19:38

Dog saliva? Pah!

R

**Franky Four Fingers** · 5th May 2018, 19:56

Originally Posted by dickbrowne

Lab test

Had mine CAT scanned

**Wolfie** · 7th May 2018, 08:37

Originally Posted by g40steve

I will let my dog lick my black bezel :)

You could get locked up for that!

**Daveya.** · 7th May 2018, 10:19

Originally Posted by ralphy

Dog saliva? Pah!

R

Technically didn't lick the watch and i dont think they luck their own balls

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**Rob Leeds** · 7th May 2018, 10:43

Did you buy a Bolex off a lucky lucky man.

**Xantiagib** · 8th May 2018, 15:45

my nephew puked up some milk on my vintage 50s chrono - it steamed up the glass a bit

**thfccambs** · 8th May 2018, 15:51

Originally Posted by JasonM

Was it a watch dog?

Shouldn't giggle but did make me laugh.

**Padders** · 8th May 2018, 17:07

Originally Posted by Xantiagib

my nephew puked up some milk on my vintage 50s chrono - it steamed up the glass a bit

That is either a cute story or quite unpleasant if he is a strapping 25 year old.

**EchoSevenNine** · 8th May 2018, 19:57

I just wanted to say that this has to go down as thread title of the year.

Then I find this as a cherry on the top!

Well done those men!

Originally Posted by JasonM

Was it a watch dog?

**EchoSevenNine** · 8th May 2018, 19:59

Originally Posted by vagabond

Was it a Ball watch?

THAT... Is genius.

This thread is destined for greater things.

**VDG** · 8th May 2018, 21:10

Mine got licked in the sticks on Sunday by a very inquisitive vyzsla who did classic half circle to catch our downwind first and then came around to make an acquaintance

gorgeous and very intelligent working dogs.

**stiglet** · 8th May 2018, 21:31

Originally Posted by EchoSevenNine

This thread is destined for greater things.

'Certainly gives one paws for thought

**ralphy** · 8th May 2018, 22:09

Originally Posted by Daveya.

Technically didn't lick the watch and i dont think they luck their own balls

Technically it did.

I don’t think luck has anything to do with it.

R

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