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    Which watch ?

    I’m considering the possibility of going for a poo later.
    Should I wear a chronograph or perhaps something with a diving capability ?
    Constructive opinions welcome

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    Minute repeater in case you push so hard it temporarily blinds you

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    Hmmn… serious bizness, calls for a tool watch.

    I think only both will do, really – Chronograph to precisely time your efforts, and the Diver in case things deteriorate badly enough that you’re forced to go hands-on.

    Actually, best bring a Breitling Emergency as well, in case you encounter serious distress and need to activate the emergency rescue beacon.

    Oh, and maybe wear a Rolex too, so that you feel super awesome in the process…

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    Will you be washing your hands after? If so you’ll need a DSSD or something with similar wr.

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    I wouldn't wear anything too chunky as you may catch it on the seat. This is of course wiping hand dependent.

    Possibly a smartwatch to monitor blood pressure and avoid cerebral hemorrhage or red eye.

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    Oh god... I thought this was going to be a straightforward either or
    Now there’s four “must takes”

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    WTB Breitling Emergency.

    ...quite quickly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Wall View Post
    WTB Breitling Emergency.

    ...quite quickly!
    🤣 perfect


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Hmmn… serious bizness, calls for a Stool watch.

    I think only both will do, really – Chronograph to precisely time your efforts, and the Diver in case things deteriorate badly enough that you’re forced to go hands-on.

    Actually, best bring a Breitling Emergency as well, in case you encounter serious distress and need to activate the emergency rescue beacon.

    Oh, and maybe wear a Rolex too, so that you feel super awesome in the process…
    FTFY

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    Here's a resource of similarly titled threads:

    http://forum.tz-uk.com/search.php?searchid=15970789

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    I’d suggest a Kobold.

    P.S. Photos or it didn’t happen.


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    Maybe one that gives a little encouragement.


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    Goes to show that selling me the Omega Skywalker was a huge tactical mistake on your side, as it was the perfect watch for the occasion due to the PET function.

    According to some official blurb, “Phase Elapsed Time” is the time remaining until a predetermined event, referred to as “negative”, or the time elapsed since this event, referred to as “positive”, the date of this event being adjustable by the operator of the watch in a pre-selected time scale.

    Also known as Poop Evacuation Timer.

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    How about a Plop-rof?


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    Or an omega constipation

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    Or a Rolaxitive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murphster View Post
    How about a Plop-rof?


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    I love this place..

    You guys crack me up

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    Is a fake 'acceptable' in these circumstances? Any links to buy? For a mate, of course.

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    If you have anything still with the stickers on then go for that. Bit like F1 drivers helmets (on their head) just whip off the covering when it splattered with detritus.
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    This is what you need IMG_2611.JPG


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    interesting suggestion.
    On occasions though, I’m not sure 30 minutes would be enough

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    G-Shock Mudman incase things get a bit dirty!!

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