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    Why didn’t he phone a friend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loupe View Post
    Why didn’t he phone a friend?
    Somebody in the audience phoned in

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegreatdogwood View Post
    Somebody in the audience phoned in
    Grass the audience?

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    Apparently him and the "audience member" are in a dispute over planning permission, so it could get even more messy now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by alanm_3 View Post
    Apparently him and the "audience member" are in a dispute over planning permission, so it could get even more messy now!
    Indeed

    https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dai...k-driving.html

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    Doesn't really matter whether there was some beef between the parties - a drink driver was stopped and punished is all that counts.

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    DM always feel the need to state their values on cars and houses . I cant see its needed other than to gain negative support against the perceived wealthy lucky enough to own such things . Quite pathetic which is why i never read it .

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    its a shame police forces in other areas don't respond to phone calls in the same way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomaitch View Post
    DM always feel the need to state their values on cars and houses . I cant see its needed other than to gain negative support against the perceived wealthy lucky enough to own such things . Quite pathetic which is why i never read it .
    Agreed.

    If he was a female, the DM article would have been all about what he was wearing, what the outfit cost, how 'awful' he looked in the outfit, who he had been dating, what plastic surgery had been carried out and whether or not he had recently put on weight.

    Top quality journalism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maysie View Post
    Agreed.

    If he was a female, the DM article would have been all about what he was wearing, what the outfit cost, how 'awful' he looked in the outfit, who he had been dating, what plastic surgery had been carried out and whether or not he had recently put on weight.

    Top quality journalism.
    Celebrity reality show star ,glamour model , fitness video , perfume and stick on tatoo entrepreneur and author stepped out having lost 18.5 stone looking bewildered but well tanned having just spent the last 3 weeks in Dubai with her soon to be husband and recently bankrupt and MMA hard man JayH who sporting a 55K Rolex , Calvin Klein Boxers and Designer Wellington boots led his soon to be bride to a £250,000 Ferrari and spent the day designer bag shopping and lunching at McDonalds . Photographers had little difficulty tracking the glamorous pair via an Orange slick which reportedly was due to the extreme high temperatures melting the brides latest business spray on Tan venture . Officials at the recently set up company in Gibraltar were not available for comment however insiders are reported to say they are hopeful the couple will make a go of it due to a soon to be released life story and tell all Biography out this Christmas.....


    Something like this ??
    Last edited by Tomaitch; 18th January 2018 at 15:38.

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    The guys a twat and deserves everything he hopefully gets.

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    Moral of the story:

    "Don't piss off your neighbours unless you are impervious to their resentment"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomaitch View Post
    Celebrity reality show star ,glamour model , fitness video , perfume and stick on tatoo entrepreneur and author stepped out having lost 18.5 stone looking bewildered but well tanned having just spent the last 3 weeks in Dubai with her soon to be husband and recently bankrupt and MMA hard man JayH who sporting a 55K Rolex , Calvin Klein Boxers and Designer Wellington boots led his soon to be bride to a £250,000 Ferrari and spent the day designer bag shopping and lunching at McDonalds . Photographers had little difficulty tracking the glamorous pair via an Orange slick which reportedly was due to the extreme high temperatures melting the brides latest business spray on Tan venture . Officials at the recently set up company in Gibraltar were not available for comment however insiders are reported to say they are hopeful the couple will make a go of it due to a soon to be released life story and tell all Biography out this Christmas.....


    Something like this ??
    Do you actually write for the DM?

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