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    Where's dood ...?

    ....or have a missed an obituary ??

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    Succumbed to alcohol related problems/wife left him for another woman/got electrocuted changing a household fuse?

    not sure!


    mike

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    Maybe trapped under a fatty?
    Good luck everybody. Have a good one.

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    Unsurprisingly you'll find him lurking in the dodgy adapter thread.

    But where's Raj? I like to think he's at a retreat where they only permit you to wear watches of 38mm diameter or less.
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    Behind the pampas.

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    He popped up on the over rated movie thread. Must say I'd noticed his absence too. Hope all is ok.

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    Since his ''confessions'' he seems to turn up less frequently.
    "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."

    'Populism, the last refuge of a Tory scoundrel'.

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    He's been abducted by Aliens and anally probed.

    Judging by some of his posts he might enjoy that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingstepper View Post
    Behind the pampas.
    May also have had a new garden hot tub installed.

    Whilst I was doing some consultancy near Manchester a few years ago I was told that the HR Director was a 'swinger'

    It transpired that she and her boyfriend would regularly entertain couples in the large outdoor heated Jacuzzi. Mind you it would need to be large as so was she, despite her short stature she must have weighed at least 20 stone.

    It was whilst being regaled with tales of her exploits that I learned about the pampas grass thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by number2 View Post
    Since his ''confessions'' he seems to turn up less frequently.
    Word has got about and his diary is chock-full.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velorum View Post
    May also have had a new garden hot tub installed.

    Whilst I was doing some consultancy near Manchester a few years ago I was told that the HR Director was a 'swinger'

    It transpired that she and her boyfriend would regularly entertain couples in the large outdoor heated Jacuzzi. Mind you it would need to be large as so was she, despite her short stature she must have weighed at least 20 stone.

    It was whilst being regaled with tales of her exploits that I learned about the pampas grass thing.
    Ian my naivety .......pampas grass.....fill me in please ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velorum View Post
    May also have had a new garden hot tub installed.

    Whilst I was doing some consultancy near Manchester a few years ago I was told that the HR Director was a 'swinger'

    It transpired that she and her boyfriend would regularly entertain couples in the large outdoor heated Jacuzzi. Mind you it would need to be large as so was she, despite her short stature she must have weighed at least 20 stone.

    It was whilst being regaled with tales of her exploits that I learned about the pampas grass thing.
    Wouldn't want to be the one who cleans the filters in that....

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    Just because you shag a fat bird who weighs twice as much as you, it DOESNT count as a threesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reggie747 View Post
    Ian my naivety .......pampas grass.....fill me in please ?
    As I understand it, swingers plant it in their front gardens.

    I'm not sure whether its to simply to advertise their interests to others of a similar persuasion or to help visitors to their events home in on the venue.

    Could be both I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velorum View Post
    As I understand it, swingers plant it in their front gardens.

    I'm not sure whether its to simply to advertise their interests to others of a similar persuasion or to help visitors to their events home in on the venue.

    Could be both I guess.
    Ah, I see, thank you.


    Now, where did I put that sickle...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velorum View Post
    As I understand it, swingers plant it in their front gardens.

    I'm not sure whether its to simply to advertise their interests to others of a similar persuasion or to help visitors to their events home in on the venue.

    Could be both I guess.
    That could be embarrassing!

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    I assumed the correct reply was 'Who cares?'

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    I've missed him of late too. Hope all is ok.

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    He had been quiet for a while, popped up again and sold some watches, then made those confessions and disappeared again.

    Maybe he needed the cash to fund his lifestyle

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    Quote Originally Posted by village View Post
    I assumed the correct reply was 'Who cares?'


    Maybe at the STD clinc?

    Gone to college to get some certs?

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    Missed his chaotic posts too, anyway wassup, want some relationship advice?
    Last edited by catch21; 23rd September 2017 at 13:15.

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    Quote Originally Posted by catch21 View Post
    Missed his chaotic posts too, anyway wassup, want some relationship advice?
    Or some amusing gifs?

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    Miss him posting random looney stuff.

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    Let's hope he wasn't banned from swingers parties for crapping through letterboxes on the way out..!

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    Unable to post right now, he'll be back soon.


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    What ever he is doing he is big enough and ugly enough.He will be back and on form I am sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by itsgotournameonit View Post
    What ever he is doing he is big enough and ugly enough.He will be back and on form I am sure.
    Confirmed. See you soon Soundood mate.

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    This was his best avatar I think



    Inextricable linked with the 'Boom! Head shot!' pic

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    Hello everyone,

    thanks for the concern all round, even the nay sayers ;-)

    I am alive and well, work has been manic and I have not been well with a weird cold thing for around a month, so its been work/eat/sleep

    also whatever time I have had spare, I have been swapping around a few bits with the company and HMRC, in regards to refunds through PAYE, and Corporation Tax issues,

    I promise to be more active, and I am surprised anyone missed me lol

    Kind Regards

    Soundood

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundood View Post
    Hello everyone,

    thanks for the concern all round, even the nay sayers ;-)

    I am alive and well, work has been manic and I have not been well with a weird cold thing for around a month, so its been work/eat/sleep

    also whatever time I have had spare, I have been swapping around a few bits with the company and HMRC, in regards to refunds through PAYE, and Corporation Tax issues,

    I promise to be more active, and I am surprised anyone missed me lol

    Kind Regards

    Soundood
    You should have burst back on the scene with a super GIF
    Glad you're not pushing up daisies just yet anyway.

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    You were definitely missed - glad you're OK

    ATB

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundood View Post

    ... swapping ...

    Kind Regards

    Soundood
    That explains it all

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundood View Post
    Hello everyone,

    thanks for the concern all round, even the nay sayers ;-)

    I am alive and well, work has been manic and I have not been well with a weird cold thing for around a month, so its been work/eat/sleep

    also whatever time I have had spare, I have been swapping around a few bits with the company and HMRC, in regards to refunds through PAYE, and Corporation Tax issues,

    I promise to be more active, and I am surprised anyone missed me lol

    Kind Regards

    Soundood
    Nice one.
    When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks long into you.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundood View Post
    Hello everyone,

    thanks for the concern all round, even the nay sayers ;-)
    Soundood
    Ha ha

    As they say the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about :-)

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    Good news

    The Dood abides

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    Looking forward to more Tales from the Dood

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    Good man, keep it up SD!
    Fas est ab hoste doceri

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    Glad you are ok Dood

    Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk

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    Thank goodness - I feared you were trapped in a letterbox somewhere after an SC deal gone bad!

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