Reply With QuoteDrivel. Any Tom Cruise movie.
Vanilla Skyn. Documentary of bland Swedish breakfasts.
Drivel. Any Tom Cruise movie.
Angels with Dirty Faeces, Follows the tale of two fat Geordies girls at a health farm.
Sitar Wars.
Stair Wars?
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"A man of little significance"
Fantastic Flour
Train Man
The Magnificent Steven
"A man of little significance"
Fantastic Mr Foxy. Everyone's favorite.
"A man of little significance"
Bean-Hur
Rowan Atkinson takes over Charlton Heston's role in this biblical remake.
Despicable Men. Feminist tosh masquerading as a rom-com, starring Sandra Bullock and Cameron Diaz.
Pumping Irony - Bodybuilders think they look great when they really look like balloon animals.
Mad Marx. Socialist historian struggles for survival in post-apocalyptic world.
- The Ham Busters - Animal lib group plots massive release of caged porcine breeders from piggery
- Lite is Beautiful - Rick Stein extols the virtues of the low-fat Mediterranean diet
- A Few Wood Men - Legal drama as rival national chess associations battle it out for the rights to stage the World Championships
Ban Inconvenient Truth - White House introduces new initiative for dealing with embarrassing press coverage
12 years a slaver - an alternative facts point of view
good buy porkpie - A kiwi bloke complimented on his car purchase (maybe one for the antipodians only)
speedo - there's a bomb in my banana hammock!
Ex-men - follow a group of cosplay warriors through their gender reasignment journey.
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Jurassic Spark - An elderly electrician comes out of retirement for one last job.
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Brendan
1001 Dalmations - Sequel in which Cruella laments about not keeping the male and female dogs in separate kennels.
Footlooser - A bit like the first one but this time his foot is ridiculously loose.
The empire strikes black - snooker epic where Darth, the hurricane, Higgins is beaten on a respotted black by Luke, the nugget, Davis.
Stair wars - Dath & Luke battle it out on a variety of staircases, with a particularly memorable scene on a spiral staircase leading to the bridge of the Death Star.
Foggy
The irony giant - big metal man in a series of events, with an outcome somewhat contrary to what might gave been expected.
Carts - Disney go back in time for an animated romp featuring horse drawn carts
Planet of the Vapes. Sci-fi epic, similar to Dune, set in a distant future where tobacco is banned and two great houses battle for control of the highly precious vaping spice.
Planet of the Bapes - funky G-Shock wearing primates battle it out.
Foggy
Planet of the Capes. Geoff and his family colonise a new world.
Brush - a tense thriller set around a hair dressing competition
Grone with the Wind - A tale of stomach cramps and noxious gasses culminating in Rhett Butler 'Dutch Ovening' Scarlett O'Hara
(You'll have to grant me the obsolete spelling of Groan!)
Planet of the Gapes - Oh hang on I think that actually does exist - don't Google it on your works PC whatever you do!
Glandhi - one man's story of his irritable gland problems
(you can choose the gland of your choice)
E.T.A. - not sure when his parents will collect him from Earth... Elliot's getting impatient !
O Brother, Where Fart Thou? - Clooney shines in 1930s sibling intrigue
Glove Actually - Spinal Tap, the romcom
Apocalypse Cow,
Taxi Drivel
Reservoir Logs
The Boner Collector - A bedridden Denzel Washington considers how to pass the time
123 Angry Men - Henry Fonda battles against a watch forum deciding the fate of an AD who removed some stickers from a Rolex
K-Paxo - A chap travels from the other side of the universe to stuff a chicken.
Life of Pie
Engaging story about a young boy and a tiger who make their way to Greggs.
Friday the 14th - Nothing happens (it is a very boring film)
(oops i think i cheated there)
The Pound of Music...
Julie Andrews sells all her 78's
Brendan
12 Years A Slav...an eastern European's bid to move to the UK.
Brendan
Mr and Mr....make up your own minds...!
Brendan
Shitman. Anonymous, highly trained operatives clean up dog poo. Based on the video game.
Star Warts - the painful truth behind the genital fungal infection sweeping across Hollywood.
Broken Barrow. Terrorists steal the US government's latest top secret garden waste transportation technology. Stars John Travolta and Christian Slater.
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Or the porn version: Shaving Ryan's PrivatesShaving Private Ryan: Tom Hanks in a second World War barbering drama.
The Ipcress Filet
60s classic. British spy Harry Palmer searches for the best steak in town.
In French with subtitles.
Tone Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Wonderful New Labour comedy set in a mental institution.
Startdust
Gritty drama that follows the life of Henry the vacuum cleaner.
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Rogue Bone - Prequel to Eddie the Beagle
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