Greased. A (very) long weekend with the Soundoods.
The Sexorcist
A tale of lust, depravity, comedy and watches. What's not to like? Make sure your study door is locked before you download this.
Bad Chops - Will Smith turns investigative reporter to look at the horse meat scandal.
American History XL - How America got gradually fatter.
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Ghost Bustiers - Speaks for itself.
Frisky Business - Tom Cruise has the horn.
Sheat - A Yorkshire man has a bad day.
The Lion , the Switch and the Wardrobe-Kids go into a wardrobe, think they're in Narnia, find a light switch, turn it on and realise they're just In a wardrobe.
James Bond Thunderballs - M's new gadget causes embarrassing side effects
Live & let diet - James's battle with obesity
Man with the golden gunt - M experiments with hi tech sex toys
Diet another day - James is still a fat Jaffa
Tomorrow never diets - there's a theme here ......
The spy who gloved me - Another of M's sex toys gets James in trouble
Furry - 4 days in a tank and no shaving facilities.
Pretty in Pinko
John Hughes combines communism and comedy in a charming American high school drama.
Annie Get Your Gunk - sharpshooter forgets to grease her firearm.
Titaniac - Lightweight thriller, Psycho pilot steals SR-71 Blackbird.
The Fright Stuff. Potential record-breaking supersonic pilot decides that discretion is the better part of valour.
Forest Grump done before, by Foggy, but:
Film version of One Foot in the Grave where Victor and co go on holiday to a nature reserve in a forest. Victor is abandoned, for his constant grumbling, and gets lost, then has to survive on his own wits till a rescue team find him a week later.
Lawrence of Arabica - Hipster douchebag trawls Shoreditch looking for the perfect cup of coffee.
The Iman Who Would be King - 19th century Islamic religious leader travels from Afghanistan to England to make himself king.
The Flake House - Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves take on Cadbury's confectionery franchise in sweet rom-com
Ascent of a Woman - Gabrielle Anwar boards an elevator. Hoo ha!
Silence of the Lambo's - Anthony Hopkins narrates fly-on-the wall documentary on Chianti-drinking, fava bean eating craftsmen develop all-electric Italian supercar.
13:10 To Yuma : Actual time the 3:10 would leave for Yuma if operated by Southern Rail.
Reservoir Dongs : "Can I introduce you to Mr Pink?"
Some Kind Of Wonderfuel - John Hughes comedy in which petrol station worker Eric Stoltz gets a vintage Rolls Royce running on saccharin...