The Dood, the Bad and the Ugly - Confessions of an Electrician and his wife.
Deadpoo. Documentary cataloging the demise of white dog sh*t
30, the prequel to 300
Pan's Abyrinth, Welsh fantasy epic.
Lumdog Millionaire, The tale of a Successful Chimney sweep.
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Tree Colours Blue - Horticultural art house film experiment - not exactly action packed.
Tree Colours White - Winter arrives - even less action
Tree Colours Red - director's blood spilled on set after box office failure of the first 2 in the trilogy
The Bi-Blue - Avatar gets bi curious
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The Chin Syndrome. Jimmy Hill biopic.
Ben-HR
Charlton Heston stars as leader of a biblically good human resources department.
HGH NOON - The story of an OCD athlete who religiously administers his HGH at noon each day.
I stand corrected. Just back from the pub.
Man on Fir - Denzil Washington's dark past proves useful when he is called upon to become a Christmas tree salesman.
Ma on Fire - the kids haven't done the dishwasher and now Ma is mad.
Easy Ride -- the biopic of a certain member's missus.
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Rock-now he's even harder
Obocop- part man, part instrument - All cop
Go!father- mafia boss on a Segway
Wizard of 'O' - porno specialty
The running Ma - raising money for charities
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The Itch -- Joan Collins narrates a documentary about pubic lice.
The Filth & The Fur -- A short film about the obsession of two middle-aged men (Magirus & Velorum).
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Apocalypse No- moved the war to another date , Coppola took a wobbler
Fist blood - Weird S&m porno fetish films both part 1 and 2
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Monty Python's Life of Bran - The British surreal comedy groups take on healthy eating.
Bora - Sasha baron cohen drives a golf with a boot.
Foggy
The Longest Da. A tale about a tall Irishman.
Unkirk - the captain of the enterprise is not feeling himself today.
Wonder Oman. Sick of being outdone by the Dubai tourist board.
Three Days of the Condo - Robert Redford in AirBNB fiasco
I, Root - A biopic of the England cricket captain.
For your eye only- Columbo leaves the LAPD to join MI6
The Blair Itch Project- A pyschotic Cherie Blair determined to spread Thrush meets her match
Bad Oys - A tale of using swear words to attract someone's attention in a noisy pub
Bad Boy - tales of Trump put on the naughty step by Melania
Bad Boy II -twitter tales from the naughty step by Trump
Despicable M3 -the tale of ringed BMW
White Men Ant Jump- an ant makes a white man jump
Odfather- the story of one man picking his kid up from school, and the looks he gets from the stay at home mums (shot in black and white with French subtitles)
Dunkir- an army take on the challenge of rescuing a rich tea biscuit that has dropped into a cup of tea...
City of Ghost- one town, one film, one soundtrack is the religion staring a CGI Patrick Swayze and the original potters wheel...
Bab Driver- Barbara Windsor remake of Taxi
Lost City of- a tale of two old dears in a car with only sat nav with no signal to guide them
War for the Plane of the Apes- an insiders view of flights to Magaluf
King Arthur The Legend of the Swor- the factual movie based on the TZ bear pit
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Dunkir - The story of a man ridiculed by his friends for his handling of a Rich Tea.
I Spit On Your Rave -- a woman takes vengeance on the men who held a noisy party next door & disturbed her chick-flick marathon.
Marathon Ma -- a female goes on & on & on about how fulfilling being a mother is.
Tree Days Of The Condor -- a film about a bird afraid to fly the nest.
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Hostbusters - Four guys run round New York trapping radio DJs.
The Forth Protocol - Nicola Sturgeon struggles to get enough support to build yet another bridge between Fife and Edinburgh.
Op gun. A surgeon decides to end operations more quickly than usual.
Ale Rider. Clint Eastwood is the man with no name who only drinks beer with a really silly name.
Rank. Professional Hitman Jason Statham is injected with a deadly toxin, only eating really bad food will keep him alive.
'Oh Bother Where 'Art Thou?'
Shakespeare loses his codpiece.
Dirty 'arry
Frank Bruno's arthouse remake of the Clint Eastwood classic.
Tardust
Engaging documentary about the cigarette industry.
Starring Michelle Pfeiffer.
Hat Dreams May Come - Cautionary tale of late night cheese indulgence
Baby Diver - Much awaited sequel to Bend It Like Beckham, a 10 year old keen to get on the school team models himself on Paul Pogba.
The Eorcist
An evil spirit possesses a donkey in Hundred Acre Wood.
Das Boo ..... the German public's response to the first screening of The Longest Da (sic).
The Thin
John Carpenter's horror about size 6 models will have you hiding behind the sofa. Maybe.
The Leg Movie - Betty Grable biopic.
The Ego Movie - Bono biopic.
The Leo Movie - Chipper seventies songster biopic.