New game....As per thread title, the funnier the better
For example:-
Reel Without a Cause - a very boring, pointless film.
The Jungle Boo. Wild animals hide in bushes and then jump out and scare people.
The Bids. Tippi Hedren and Rod Taylor get attacked by auctioneers.
Superma - A story about a great mother
Blow-U - David Hemmings gets a nosh
The Dirty Doze - A man takes a nap at the rubbish tip
Of Ice & Men - some blokes fanny about at the south pole
Alie - there wasn't really a creature
One in 60 seconds - About time
Unkirk - later Star Trek movies
There must be loads!
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Life of Bran - Free movement!
Ars Attacks - Bums from outer space invade
Peed - Sandra Bullock regrets boarding a bus with no facilities
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Tar Trek - man arrives home to newly-laid drive and must make his way to the front door without leaving tracks...
Moan - One person moans all day
Despicable M - 007's boss goes rogue
9˝ Wees - Incontinence drama with Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke
Ars - the sequel to Ars Attacks..... the most powerful country in the world is being run by an massive bum from outer space
The God, the Bad, and the Ugly - the story of the Vatican Bank.
Itchfinder General - instructional film for the first-time cat owner
Host - Whoopie Goldberg throws a party
The Hootist - follow the daily life of an owl
Aging Bull - Robert de Niro in classic farmyard weepie
The Lost City of - Explorers looking for the centre of a lost civilisation in the jungle fail to find the capital.
Godfinger - a spy is sent to investigate the riches of the church
30 - a rather small Spartan skirmish
A Fistful of Dollar - Investigative journalist exposes conspiracy surrounding the deaths of a famous 80s pop duo in a meat grinding accident.
Onan the Barbarian - sleazy exploitation imagery of musclebound psychos pleasuring themselves.
Mob Dick - unofficial sequel to "Onan the Barbarian"
Rolls - History of the bread roll
Toy Tory - Woody and Buzz are joined by Maggie.
Rainspotting - Cinéma vérité treatment of a visit to Scotland
The Fat and The Furious - A documentary about the plus-sized tempest, Brian Blessed.
West Side Tory - rival gangs in Brent and a young Michael Heseltine - leader of The Blues falls for a girl from The Reds.
001 - A James Bond prequel.
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2 Angry Men - Forum warrior argues with his own alter-ego online
Danes With Wolves - the latest Scandinavian noir
One with the wind
Too many beans around the camp fire in this southern states epic. It transpires that it was also the inspiration for that scene in Blazing Saddles.
Foggy
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Bike riding aerial trips with a gravelly voiced, drug dealing, alien.
Foggy
The magnificent Seve
Golfing western with the mother of all shoot-outs at the 19th hole.
Foggy
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Did You Hear About the Organs? - Hugh Grant charms in hilarious surgery romcom
Star Ars - 3rd and final installement of the bums from outer space.. finally earth fights back and the bums are defeated and sent back to their home world
Thanks. That's me chuckling and getting strange looks in the office. No work done for the last hour...!
Tax driver - you'll never guess where this accountant is going.
Full meal jacket - watch Stanley Kubrick feed his 9 month old daughter.
Toy Tory - this is Theresa as you have never seen her before!
Carface - the latest Diana biography.
I do apologise for that last one.
Licence to ill
The Beastie Boys take on James Bond.
Foggy
Catch M if you Can - 007 is tasked when the boss turns rogue
True Git - The Donald Trump Story
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Jas - a group of German yes-men go shark-fishing.
Dul - a Kia Ceed driver is menaced by a Transit van.
Del - A Reliant Robin driver is etc...
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Jim.
The Ting : Caribbean horror flick.
Bridge of Pies - new canal crossing opens in Wigan
Free Will
Just do what you want
Tomb rider. A documentary exploring the seedy underworld sport of sepulchre steeplechase.
He Deep - Man shows how deep he can go.
LOLLOL
Tax Driver, a film
about an ambitious man's struggles to raise tax rates in the US.
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The Dood, the Bad and the Ugly - Confessions of an Electrician and his wife.
Deadpoo. Documentary cataloging the demise of white dog sh*t
30, the prequel to 300
Pan's Abyrinth, Welsh fantasy epic.
Lumdog Millionaire, The tale of a Successful Chimney sweep.
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Tree Colours Blue - Horticultural art house film experiment - not exactly action packed.
Tree Colours White - Winter arrives - even less action
Tree Colours Red - director's blood spilled on set after box office failure of the first 2 in the trilogy
The Bi-Blue - Avatar gets bi curious
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Dirt Dancing: Glastonbury
Bad Oys - A tale of using swear words to attract someone's attention in a noisy pub
Baby Diver - Much awaited sequel to Bend It Like Beckham, a 10 year old keen to get on the school team models himself on Paul Pogba.
The Leg Movie - Betty Grable biopic.
The Ego Movie - Bono biopic.
The Leo Movie - Chipper seventies songster biopic.
True Git - an old man falls off a horse.
Fist Of Fur - Bruce Lee trains as a massuer.
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