Reply With QuoteAnd the winning continues as we now have 2 current threads with the same title... Oops indeed
Text from my brother in law today saying he wouldn't buy an Audi I have for sale as his other half wants something older and Swedish.
My reply was this:
She likes her cars like I like my porn.
Swedish, vintage and with as little excrement as possible.
Trouble is, I accidentally sent it to a female customer by mistake.
Literally won at life today 😔
And the winning continues as we now have 2 current threads with the same title... Oops indeed
Well spotted...I've amended the title of the one that I started.Originally Posted by Saint-Just
And the winning continues as we now have 2 current threads with the same title... Oops indeed
Goddamit, in on fire today.
Apologies Mr Pickle.
Could have been far worse Dave....Lol
When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks long into you.........
Had a new starter at work a couple of years ago - transferred from within the business. She emailed me two weeks before she was due to start with some suggestions based on the brief she'd been given about the role. All well and good, but there were external factors which also needed to be taken into account so I replied telling her that basically we'd get together once she'd started and I'd talk it all through with her. I was driving at the time and was dictating via hands-free into the phone. What I said was "Dear X, I appreciate your keenness.."
What my phone decided I meant to say and sent on my behalf: "Dear X, I appreciate your penis."
I once had a job interview and thought the guy was an idiot so wasn't keen, but he was very positive about me saying how keen he was for me to join them etc. He'd texted me just before the interview to confirm timing/details. My wife texted to ask how it went after. I texted a reply while walking along "The guy thought I was great and said he wants me to join. But I thought he was a total dick so not a chance. See u later. X". And yep, I sent it to him and not my wife. He replied "Oops" and put a smiley face after. Never heard from him again of course and quite right too. I'm pretty careful texting now!
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