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  1. 19th January 2017, 16:02 #1
    sundial
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    Naked cleaners required … up to £65 per hour

    http://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/n...hour-1-7778400

    No age barrier and maybe a means to buy a new Rolex.

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  2. 19th January 2017, 17:06 #2
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    Just sent my application form...
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  3. 19th January 2017, 17:08 #3
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    Don't do it! getting your bo**ocks tangled up in a Dyson Ball cleaner just for a Rolex can be painful I would imagine.
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  4. 19th January 2017, 17:18 #4
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    And having to fend off all of those bored housewives could become tiresome.

    No sexual content, hmm..........
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  5. 19th January 2017, 18:19 #5
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    The story needs to decide what the hourly rate actually is. I wish someone would pay me to clean, I'd even do it naked ;)
    It's just a matter of time...
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  6. 19th January 2017, 18:22 #6
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    £65 on hour?

    No age limit?

    Can I keep my elasticated support bandage on when needed?

    Sign me up
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    I think I'd need to pay people for me to clean naked...

    ...not that I want to, I hasten to add!

    M.
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  8. 19th January 2017, 18:41 #8
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    My colleague Norma Stits would be interested in this.
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  9. 19th January 2017, 18:43 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaOmega View Post
    My colleague Norma Stits would be interested in this.
    And her hubby Hugh Gonads.


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  10. 19th January 2017, 18:57 #10
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    There was someone on here looking for some evening work a wile back.
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  11. 19th January 2017, 20:00 #11
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    Not that I have a price tag or anything but I'd definitely want more than £65 quid for this
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  12. 19th January 2017, 20:39 #12
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    I hired one of their cleaners for two hours, but it took her whole day to clean my place.

    It turned out that she was Slovak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by catch21 View Post
    Just sent my application form...
    Shes watiting.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod View Post
    Don't do it! getting your bo**ocks tangled up in a Dyson Ball cleaner just for a Rolex can be painful I would imagine.
    I think that's where I've been going wrong...I saw Dyson Ball cleaner and thought that's what it was for....
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  15. 20th January 2017, 15:14 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by VDG View Post
    I hired one of their cleaners for two hours, but it took her whole day to clean my place.

    It turned out that she was Slovak.
    an your point is?
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    Whoosh!
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  17. 20th January 2017, 15:25 #17
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    I'd do it, no bother. I'm sitting talking to you lot in the buff now anyway.
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    I live in Peterborough...

    I'm in
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    Quote Originally Posted by TaketheCannoli View Post
    I'd do it, no bother. I'm sitting talking to you lot in the buff now anyway.
    You could turn your webcam off though...

    M.
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  20. 20th January 2017, 17:08 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowman View Post
    You could turn your webcam off though...

    M.
    Schoolboy error, soz.
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