Trying to PM Haywood

[Skyman]

I think his in box is full.

[Skyman]

I think his in box is full.

Sorted thanks to the help of a forum member.👍

[Haywood_Milton]

I do try to clear some out but it's like trying to empty Niagara with a teacup.

30% of messages : "If ever you get [xyz model that I could sell for £8,000] for around £5,000 please let me know [optional smiley face]."

10% of messages : "As a tz-member I am surprised and disappointed to tell you that I took my [base metal Austrian herder's watch] into your Birkenhead store --- but staff member Annabel didn't recognise it for what it was! How do you even dare to come on watch fora?"

20% of messages : "It seems that you're one of the experts here, so I thought I'd ask you directly. Which is better, a silver or a blue dial on a lady's steel Datejust?"

8% of messages : "Do you know of a business or dealer called "CustomisedTatFromOfficesRentedbytheHour.com" (also trading as "WatchMonologuesWhileDogging.tv")?"

2% of messages : "I have found a book which uses the term "Rolex Explorer." So you are wrong about it sometimes being called the Explorer 1. The thirty pieces of Rolex literature which you found containing the term "Rolex Explorer 1" were ALL aberrations and I think you are trying to change history when you say otherwise."

29% of messages : sensible questions, enquiries, thankyous and other tz-uk traffic.

Wouldn't have it any other way ;-)

Haywood

P.S. 1% of messages : imbeciles suggesting that I can't add up percentages.

[Skyman]

^^^PM sent - hopefully one of the 29%.😉

[christech81]

Awesome Haywood, love your reply, very funny but alas probably very true, still it amused me so thank you.

[Lovewatches108]

Agree, great reply! How do you have the time man!

[Gareth-W]

How do you have the time man!

He doesn't wear a watch...

[soapy]

I do try to clear some out but it's like trying to empty Niagara with a teacup.

30% of messages : "If ever you get [xyz model that I could sell for £8,000] for around £5,000 please let me know [optional smiley face]."

10% of messages : "As a tz-member I am surprised and disappointed to tell you that I took my [base metal Austrian herder's watch] into your Birkenhead store --- but staff member Annabel didn't recognise it for what it was! How do you even dare to come on watch fora?"

20% of messages : "It seems that you're one of the experts here, so I thought I'd ask you directly. Which is better, a silver or a blue dial on a lady's steel Datejust?"

8% of messages : "Do you know of a business or dealer called "CustomisedTatFromOfficesRentedbytheHour.com" (also trading as "WatchMonologuesWhileDogging.tv)"?"

2% of messages : "I have found a book which uses the term "Rolex Explorer." So you are wrong about it sometimes being called the Explorer 1. The thirty pieces of Rolex literature which you found containing the term Rolex Explorer 1" were ALL aberrations and I think you are trying to change history when you say otherwise."

29% of messages : sensible questions, enquiries, thankyous and other tz-uk traffic.

Wouldn't have it any other way ;-)

Haywood

P.S. 1% of messages : imbeciles suggesting that I can't add up percentages.

Very funny,
did you know 56% of all statistics are made up and 33% of all Rolex facts are wrong.
by the way have you found me a milsub for under £10,000 yet,you did get my PM?

[paule23]

Very funny,
did you know 56% of all statistics are made up and 33% of all Rolex facts are wrong.
by the way have you found me a milsub for under £10,000 yet,you did get my PM?

I thought it was 57% made up


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[verv]

Nothing to add apart from hah at the rundown. Very droll.

[RAJEN]

Now that we have his attention, may be we can hear his views about the stickers/hangtags controversy.

[soapy]

Now that we have his attention, may be we can hear his views about the stickers/hangtags controversy.

87% of all the people here would like him to do that

[markrlondon]

"Do you know of a business or dealer called "CustomisedTatFromOfficesRentedbytheHour.com" (also trading as "WatchMonologuesWhileDogging.tv")?"

LOL!

[FellBasher]

That herder's watch sounds quite good, any pictures? ;)

[MFB Scotland]

H,

Do you answer questions / give out advice on Grand Seiko watches?

[Haywood_Milton]

H,

Do you answer questions / give out advice on Grand Seiko watches?

I have absolutely no knowledge of this subject and so, not being a politician, will keep my mouth shut.

H

[Enoch]

He doesn't wear a watch...

Some say he's 120 years old, an enigma, a legend in his own lunch time

Having met the man, and spending an hour putting the world to rights, I can assure you that he does wear a watch, but he can't tell the time...

[Devonian]

Very funny,
did you know 56% of all statistics are made up and 33% of all Rolex facts are wrong.
by the way have you found me a milsub for under £10,000 yet,you did get my PM?

I believe the stats are:

'82% of all quotes on the internet are made up'.
Abraham Lincoln