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    Quick Question: Sales Corner

    Hey dudes,

    When, how, when may I post into the 'Sales Corner' do I need to certain number of posts?

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    Hey dude. When you have been a member for 6 months and have 250 posts you will unlock the gates to SC.

    You're only on 81, best get cracking! Good luck dude.

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    You can view Sales Corner if your post count is 50 or more and you have been registered as a member for 60 days or more. You can post in Sales Corner if your post count is 250 or more and you have been registered as a member for 180 days or more.

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    Evert time the word 'dude' is used in a post concerning SC forum softwear automatically deducts 10 from your post count
    Last edited by Velorum; 19th August 2016 at 08:54.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bry1975 View Post
    'Software'
    And every

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamvice View Post
    Hey dudes,

    When, how, when may I post into the 'Sales Corner' do I need to certain number of posts?
    Oh man... You used the d word. That means you need 2500 posts and 3 years.

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    That's dudes,

    Dudes really helpful.

    Best dudes there are.

    Big up bros!

    Merci.

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    I was trying to explain to some Scandinavian bikers on a forum the difference between dudes and duds.
    They kept saying they where biking duds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soapy View Post
    I was trying to explain to some Scandinavian bikers on a forum the difference between dudes and duds.
    They kept saying they where biking duds.
    d00000d, w0rd up. I hope you cleared that up for them, man! They shouldn't be calling themselves duds. That is embarrassing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamvice View Post
    d00000d, w0rd up. I hope you cleared that up for them, man! They shouldn't be calling themselves duds. That is embarrassing.
    Not really embarrassing just amusing,it's a laid back forum with people from Norway to Japan.
    things often get lost in translation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soapy View Post
    Not really embarrassing just amusing,it's a laid back forum with people from Norway to Japan.
    things often get lost in translation.
    Like in that movie 'Lost in Translation'. Good movie.

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    I dont mind dude too much but it is a bit Bill and Ted

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neilw3030 View Post
    I dont mind dude too much but it is a bit Bill and Ted
    its "my bad" I cant stand especially middle aged white folk, working in a office saying it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soapy View Post
    its "my bad" I cant stand especially middle aged white folk, working in a office saying it.
    excuse my ignorance but what the hell does that mean, its just bad english isnt it??

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    Excellent thread..

    https://youtu.be/q3fx6TugN7g?t=40

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neilw3030 View Post
    excuse my ignorance but what the hell does that mean, its just bad english isnt it??
    my bad complaining about people saying my bad it appears Shakespeare used the term



    My bad

    more like this...
    ...other phrases about: •Conflict and crime

    Meaning

    My mistake - I'm to blame.

    Origin

    This slang term originated in about 1970. At that time, that is, pre the widespread use of the Internet, slang terms often circulated at street level for many years before being adopted by anyone who felt inclined to write them down. That's clearly not the case any longer of course and any word or phrase that is widely known is dateable quite precisely via website logs.

    The first citation in print is C. Wielgus and A. Wolff's, 'Back-in-your-face Guide to Pick-up Basketball', 1986:


    "My bad, an expression of contrition uttered after making a bad pass or missing an opponent."

    Shakespeare used the term with something like the current meaning, in his Sonnet 112:



    Your love and pity doth the impression fill
    Which vulgar scandal stamp'd upon my brow;
    For what care I who calls me well or ill,
    So you o'er-green my bad, my good allow?

    That's clearly just coincidence, and it's hardly surprising that such a fragmentary phrase would appear in a large body of work like Shakespeare's. It's also a world away from pick-up basketball, which is an informal street sport where players frequently call out to each other (trash talking), and is a well-known source of street slang

    'My bad' came into widespread popular use in the mid to late-1990s in the USA via the 1995 movie “Clueless”. This starred Alicia Silverstone and contains what seems to have been the first use of the phrase in the mainstream media. The 1994 'Green revision pages' for the movie script has a scene with Alicia Silverstone's character learning to drive:


    "Cher swerves - to avoid killing a person on a bicycle. Cher: Whoops, my bad."

    Although a street term, it is virtually synonymous with the earlier Latin phrase, 'mea culpa'. It doubtless has as little of a direct descent from this as it does from Shakespeare's Sonnet 112.

    'My bad' has gained that unequivocal accolade - imitation. In REM's 2004 song 'Leaving New York' there is this verse, which as you see includes 'my proud':


    You might have laughed if I told you
    You might have hidden a frown
    You might have succeeded in changing me
    I might have been turned around
    It's easier to leave than to be left behind
    Leaving was never my proud
    Leaving New York, never easy
    I saw the light fading out

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    Interesting, but its not going to drop into my vocabulary any time soon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neilw3030 View Post
    Interesting, but its not going to drop into my vocabulary any time soon
    Better watch out homedawg! Your IQ points are soon the follow the spiral into oblivion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamvice View Post
    Better watch out homedawg! Your IQ points are soon the follow the spiral into oblivion.
    Just a quick warning (you can do a search if you do not believe me): what you are doing posting vacuous content to rack up your post counter is known as speed posting. The software is known to have a glitch whereas the post count suddenly drops back to 0 as you hit the 'magic 250' for speed posters.

    You have been told, act as you see fit. Dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint-Just View Post
    Just a quick warning (you can do a search if you do not believe me): what you are doing posting vacuous content to rack up your post counter is known as speed posting. The software is known to have a glitch whereas the post count suddenly drops back to 0 as you hit the 'magic 250' for speed posters.

    You have been told, act as you see fit. Dude.

    Thank you for your advice and concern; I assure you though that I do not post vacuous content.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soapy View Post
    its "my bad" I cant stand especially middle aged white folk, working in a office saying it.
    I can't bear that nonsense my bad either and add to that

    "at the end of the day"

    "Basically"

    "To be honest with you"

    "Step up to the plate"

    I could go on! (That isn't one though) ☺

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamvice View Post
    Hey dudes,

    When, how, when may I post into the 'Sales Corner' do I need to certain number of posts?
    Quote Originally Posted by iamvice View Post
    That's dudes,

    Dudes really helpful.

    Best dudes there are.

    Big up bros!

    Merci.
    Quote Originally Posted by iamvice View Post
    d00000d, w0rd up. I hope you cleared that up for them, man! They shouldn't be calling themselves duds. That is embarrassing.
    Quote Originally Posted by iamvice View Post
    Like in that movie 'Lost in Translation'. Good movie.
    Quote Originally Posted by iamvice View Post
    Better watch out homedawg! Your IQ points are soon the follow the spiral into oblivion.
    Quote Originally Posted by iamvice View Post
    Thank you for your advice and concern; I assure you though that I do not post vacuous content.
    It is all a matter of opinion. Experience shows that in this case it is not your opinion that counts - nor mine, I hasten to add, although I can say that my opinion is based on seeing quite a few glitches in the past. It will be my last word to you on the matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint-Just View Post
    It is all a matter of opinion. Experience shows that in this case it is not your opinion that counts - nor mine, I hasten to add, although I can say that my opinion is based on seeing quite a few glitches in the past. It will be my last word to you on the matter.
    I appreciate it. Also appreciate your effort. I'm pretty sure I was having a pseudo-conversation with somebody. At worst it was superfluous, but definitely directly related!

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    Quote Originally Posted by soapy View Post
    its "my bad" I cant stand especially middle aged white folk, working in a office saying it.
    It's failure to use apostrophes I can't stand.

    Quote Originally Posted by Neilw3030 View Post
    excuse my ignorance but what the hell does that mean, its just bad english isnt it??
    'its just bad english isnt it' is just bad English isn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonK View Post
    It's failure to use apostrophes I can't stand.

    'its just bad english isnt it??" is just bad English isn't it?
    FTFY

    Am I wrong in thinking that 'my mistake' is more acceptable, as mistake is a noun whereas bad is an adjective?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamvice View Post
    I appreciate it. Also appreciate your effort. I'm pretty sure I was having a pseudo-conversation with somebody. At worst it was superfluous, but definitely directly related!

    you speak English better than me [not that hard to be honest].

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    ...you could always ask king dude Flatz if there is any short cut concession to SC he could make for a new bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crispin View Post
    ...you could always ask king dude Flatz if there is any short cut concession to SC he could make for a new bro
    Looks like the OP has had his pesudo-sales Prometheus post pulled. Bad forum etiquette and a ham-fisted effort, I have to say.

    OP - I dislike the self-appointed forum police as much as anyone but that's just not the done thing around these parts. I'd also suggest that you'll have us all throwing our shoes at you for using words like 'dude' and 'dope' unless you are 14 and from Southern California, in which case it's just about borderline acceptable!

    SGR

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    Quote Originally Posted by StuartGR View Post
    I'd also suggest that you'll have us all throwing our shoes at you for using words like 'dude' and 'dope' unless you are 14 and from Southern California, in which case it's just about borderline acceptable!

    SGR
    ....as SC will reveal, these are usually size 8

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    I love a good old sales corner thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by StuartGR View Post
    Looks like the OP has had his pesudo-sales Prometheus post pulled. Bad forum etiquette and a ham-fisted effort, I have to say.

    OP - I dislike the self-appointed forum police as much as anyone but that's just not the done thing around these parts. I'd also suggest that you'll have us all throwing our shoes at you for using words like 'dude' and 'dope' unless you are 14 and from Southern California, in which case it's just about borderline acceptable!

    SGR
    I'm not from Southern California (unfortunately). Well, to be honest. I WAS going to POST it in the SALES CORNER once I HAD REACHED the 250 mark. But then this dude told me that I can't spam the forums, basically. I cleared up the matter, because I said it was relevant material. We agreed to disagree –*I think so, at least. I am not 14 (yet).

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    Cool

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    ....as SC will reveal, these are usually size 8


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    Quote Originally Posted by iamvice View Post
    this dude told me that I can't spam the forums, basically. I cleared up the matter, because I said it was relevant material. We agreed to disagree –*I think so, at least. I am not 14 (yet).
    Tell us more about this dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa Hotel View Post
    Tell us more about this dude.
    Which dude would you be referring to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamvice View Post
    then this dude told me that I can't spam the forums, basically. I cleared up the matter, because I said it was relevant material. We agreed to disagree
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    Tell us more about this dude.
    Quote Originally Posted by iamvice View Post
    Which dude would you be referring to?
    The one who felt you might be getting a trifle spamular

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    Quote Originally Posted by Der Amf View Post
    The one who felt you might be getting a trifle spamular

    If this is spamulative, then any phone worth a DOLLAR (ahem) is filled with spam. By your standard, any two-way conversation should be considered spam!

    And to Der Amf and Papa Motel, the dude I was referring to was 'Saint-Just'.
    Last edited by iamvice; 19th August 2016 at 17:24.

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    It very much depends on the quality of the content in a conversation to whether it is spam or not
    Last edited by nunya; 19th August 2016 at 17:43. Reason: Stupid predicted text

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    David Bowie knew a woman who punched him like a dude

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    Steve Tyler knew a dude who looks like a lady, do you think it is the same person?

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    If Mr Bowie was punched by a tranny while dancing the blues in red shoes while he was going down in an elevator, then yes it's quite possible it was the same dude

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    Looks like you are narrowing this down by a process of elimination

    One further question - does this person know where their car is?

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    And does he abide?


    (Moral of the story: we should all abide by the rules.)

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    its only cool when Jack says it

    dude, dude ranch?


    http://www.tcm.com/mediaroom/video/3...-Nice-Guy.html

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    Mmmm....spamular trifle. With a side order of codswallop.

    Honestly, OP - you could have just lurked for a couple of months and worked this all out by yourself.

    SGR

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamvice View Post
    But then this dude told me that I can't spam the forums


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    Quote Originally Posted by Velorum View Post
    Looks like you are narrowing this down by a process of elimination

    One further question - does this person know where their car is?
    Sweet, dude, sweet, dude

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    Always preferred the response.

    https://youtu.be/O5epuPMf-7Y

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamvice View Post
    That's dudes,

    Dudes really helpful.

    Best dudes there are.

    Big up bros!

    Merci.
    Hey there, I haven't a clue what you're saying.

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