The wife is out this evening and after much deliberation me and the lads have decided on a dirty burger for our evening sustenance

The call......ring ring, ring ring....

Hi, could I order for a delivery please
Yeh no problem, what's your address
25 xxxx xxxxx. Xxxxx
Ok what would you like
Ok I want one 12inch meat feast which extra spicy beef
We don't do spicy beef
Yes you do, I've order from you in the past
No, sorry mate never done spicy beef.
Look I've used you before I know you do spicy beef
Hang on, I'll check.
Kev, do we do beef on the pizza.....Yeh we do beef mate sorry!
No not beef, I wanted extra spicy beef.
No like I said we don't do spicy beef.
Just a second ago you were going to check if you did spicy beef but you said beef by mistake, can you check if you do spicy beef please.
Kev do we do spicy beef?...oh yeh sorry mate we do spicy beef!
Right ok thanks, I'd also like 2 1/2 lb cheese burgers, one with salad and red sauce the other plain just the cheese. However the one that's plain can you put the salad from that one on the one with salad so it has double salad on it.
Sorry I don't know what you mean

Right Ok, the one that's plain yeh...it comes with salad doesn't it?
Yeh that's right they all come with salad-but you don't want it.
Ok I know, but I want it on the other one so can you put double on the other one please.
Um, so you want half the salad on one and half on the other one.

No mate-all I want is double salad on the burger with red sauce.
Ok, that'll be an extra £1
Why?
Because it's extra.
No it's not extra is it......your the salad from the plain one and putting it on the other one yeh. So 2 lots of salad on the red sauce burger.
Ok that'll still be £1.00

Ok so if you put salad on both of them now how much extra is it.
Nothing it's free.
Ok so the salad I don't want on the plain one stick on the other one so it'll have double salad.
Hang on I'll check and make sure that's ok.......yeh that's fine mate.

FFS.....how do some people get themselves up, dressed and operate on a daily basis?

Has anyone else made a call where it was pointless to continue because they may well have been heavily sedated on the other end?